Where not to hide an engagement ring

Bit Wrecker

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080314/en_afp/entertainmentbritainmusicpeoplemccartneymills


Honey, will you marry... Oh. Never mind...

Fri Mar 14, 10:48 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - It is the one moment every man wants to get right -- and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.
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The luckless 28 year-old's dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.

Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

"I couldn't believe it," he told The Sun newspaper.

"I just watched as it went further and further into the air.

"I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune and I knew my girlfriend would kill me."

Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success.

"I thought I would give Leanne a pin so I could literally pop the question," he said.

"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

He is hoping the ring will still turn up.

"It would be amazing if someone found it," he added.

(Reporting by Peter Apps. Editing by Steve Addison)

Anyone who would marry this man after this deserves what she gets.
 

Plunkies

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An idiot and a cunt, sounds like they're a perfect match.
 

TheDrip

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wrong linky


How on earth could you not tie that fucker to yourself.
 

gleet

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Oh sweetie, I'll love you forever.

Good, because I lost the ring.

Then fuck off.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i spent 250$ on my wifes ring, thats as good as it was going to get
 
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Wait, the CUNT said she refuses to speak to him until she gets a new ring? FUCK YOU!
 

LiddyRules

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What's the overunder on this being a fake story so the guy can get a free ring?
 

Kris_LTRMa

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Wait, the CUNT said she refuses to speak to him until she gets a new ring? FUCK YOU!
OMG .. I'm actually agreeing with Sam.

It was stupid mistake on his part. A really stupid mistake. But to not speak to the guy until he gets her a new ring? Bitch, the guy just dropped $12,000 on you. Be happy that he thought enough about you to spend that much, laugh at his idiocy and move on.

She's showing her true colors and as stupid as he is, hopefully he'll be smart enough to see that and run away as fast as he can. If not, he deserves all the misery she's going to inflict upon him during the course of their marriage.

"I love you soooo much. Oh wait, I don't have a $12,000 diamond on my finger. On second thought, I don't love you that much. Buh bye"

Superficial cunt
 

Chin nuts

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OMG .. I'm actually agreeing with Sam.

It was stupid mistake on his part. A really stupid mistake. But to not speak to the guy until he gets her a new ring? Bitch, the guy just dropped $12,000 on you. Be happy that he thought enough about you to spend that much, laugh at his idiocy and move on.

She's showing her true colors and as stupid as he is, hopefully he'll be smart enough to see that and run away as fast as he can. If not, he deserves all the misery she's going to inflict upon him during the course of their marriage.

"I love you soooo much. Oh wait, I don't have a $12,000 diamond on my finger. On second thought, I don't love you that much. Buh bye"

Superficial cunt
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If this guy doesn't run for the hills after this cunt's reaction then he deserves the hell she'll put him through.