Used to love me some Steak-Umm sammiches when I was a kid. Can't find those delicious nasty-ass minced, pressed and die-molded frozen planks of meat-like material anywhere.
Been looking hard... can't find those those fuckers anywhere out her in middle America. They still sell thems shits near you?
Fry 'em up with some oinionks... pile 'em up on a bun... some melty guv'mint cheese on top... mayo... or Miracle Whip if you're a filthy uncouth beast like MotorHead.
Damn... now I'm starvin'.