Where's my birf thread?!?!

[Off-White-Power]

Woke up at 7:30am and immediately came here (read: need a life) to look for my birf thread, something I've waited literally a year for. Nothing. Zilch. Nada.

Have I offended thee, oh powerful mods?

 

[fletcher]

Your birf isnt listed in your profile so it doesn't show up in the birf area of the main page.

Either way, birf!

 

[Neon]

It's Saturday. Think can be a tad slower on the weekends.

But Birf!


EDIT: Or what Fletcher said.

 

[MTJonny]

Birf!

 

[lajikal]

Forced Birf!

 

[Badfinger]

We were gonna have a surpise party for you but we heard that girls don't like birthdays.
We'll reschedule for next year.
Birf!

 

[LiddyRules]

Birf threads are reserved for people who haven't logged onto this site in three years or more.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Birf threads are reserved for people who haven't logged onto this site in three years or more.

That is a quality post, bravo sir.

 

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Happy birfday.

It is also customary for the birfday girl to show us her birfday suit.

 

[Neon]

That is a quality post, bravo sir.

Seconded.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Happy birfday.

It is also customary for the birfday girl to show us her birfday suit.

Or at least pm the mods a boobie pic.

 

[Off-White-Power]

Oops found out the prob -- while my birf was listed it was set to hidden. My apologies and to the mods, kneecaps pic (where my boobs now reside) are on their way ...

 

[MTJonny]

Oops found out the prob -- while my birf was listed it was set to hidden. My apologies and to the mods, kneecaps pic (where my boobs now reside) are on their way ...

Get your dick Sinn, good times are on the way.

 

[Mags]

Somewhat uncomfortable "Birf!".

 

[Off-White-Power]

We were gonna have a surpise party for you but we heard that girls don't like birthdays.
We'll reschedule for next year.
Birf!

My family, for the 2nd year in a row, volunteer to help the poor in the back mountains of WV (dentistry) so I'm fucked yet again.

 

[fletcher]

My family, for the 2nd year in a row, volunteer to help the poor in the back mountains of WV (dentistry) so I'm fucked yet again.

Volunteer dentistry in WV? Isnt that like trying to empty the ocean with a bucket?

 

[JoeyDVDZ]

Birfdey.

 

[Ballbuster1]

Birf!!!

 

[Joker1919]

Same place as mine sir, non existent. Birf to you anyway.

 

[fletcher]

Same place as mine sir, non existent. Birf to you anyway sir

Psst... DHRH is a lady type.

 

[Joker1919]

Psst... DHRH is a lady type.

Thank you sir

 

[Taint Stench]

Somewhat uncomfortable "Birf!".

LET ME GUESS YOU GUYS HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER?

happy birthday

 

[jimmyslostchin]

RIP Dennis Hopper.