Where's my birf thread?!?!

Off-White-Power

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#1
Woke up at 7:30am and immediately came here (read: need a life) to look for my birf thread, something I've waited literally a year for. Nothing. Zilch. Nada.

Have I offended thee, oh powerful mods?
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#2
Your birf isnt listed in your profile so it doesn't show up in the birf area of the main page.

Either way, birf!
 

Neon

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#3
It's Saturday. Think can be a tad slower on the weekends.

But Birf!


EDIT: Or what Fletcher said.
 

lajikal

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Forced Birf!
 

Badfinger

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Apr 26, 2006
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We were gonna have a surpise party for you but we heard that girls don't like birthdays.
We'll reschedule for next year.
Birf!
 

LiddyRules

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Birf threads are reserved for people who haven't logged onto this site in three years or more.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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#9
Happy birfday.

It is also customary for the birfday girl to show us her birfday suit. ;)
 

Off-White-Power

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Oops found out the prob -- while my birf was listed it was set to hidden. My apologies and to the mods, kneecaps pic (where my boobs now reside) are on their way ...
 

Mags

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#14
Somewhat uncomfortable "Birf!".

;)
 

Off-White-Power

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#15
We were gonna have a surpise party for you but we heard that girls don't like birthdays.
We'll reschedule for next year.
Birf!
My family, for the 2nd year in a row, volunteer to help the poor in the back mountains of WV (dentistry) so I'm fucked yet again.
 

fletcher

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My family, for the 2nd year in a row, volunteer to help the poor in the back mountains of WV (dentistry) so I'm fucked yet again.
Volunteer dentistry in WV? Isnt that like trying to empty the ocean with a bucket? ;)
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Birfdey.