White House Down 6.28.13

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#2
So is Morgan Freeman playing the president.........again?
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#3
It gotten taken over by muzzies back in 09 if I recall.:action-sm
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#4
So is Morgan Freeman playing the president.........again?
I wish I could tell you that the vice president fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but politics is no fairy-tale world.
 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
#5
Wait, there are two different movies about terrorists attacking the White House this year? I was barely managing to ignore the one.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#6
Disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack; using his inside knowledge, Banning works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.
While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a police officer (Channing Tatum) springs into action to protect his child and the president (Jamie Foxx) from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders.
Damn near the same plot.

Nice that both presidents are black.
 
#7

That part where Jamie Foxx yells at the terrorist to get off his Nikes is more racist than those Mountain Dew commercials.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
#8
Jamie Foxx AND Channing Tatum? I can't wait to not pirate this.
 

tattered

Uber-Aryan
Wackbag Staff
#12
I saw a trailer for this when I went to see fast and furious 6. It did not look good
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#13
Budget:

$150,000,000 (estimated)
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#15
Emmy is one of our HitW favorites
 

Bill Lehecka

Whiny Man Baby
Donator
#18
It's not called "Anonymous," it's called "That Movie Where Shakespeare Isn't Shakespeare."
Yes... Or "See, I can handle a movie where a landmark isn't getting fucked in the ass by aliens or a natural disaster."

 

Bill Lehecka

Whiny Man Baby
Donator
#20
Seeing an advanced screening tonight. I'm excited to see how one-note the characters are!
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#21
I saw a commercial yesterday that made it seem more like a 21 Jump Street style spoof?
 
#22
Budget:

$150,000,000 (estimated)

Sony bought the script alone for 3 or 4 million. And I read that draft, that didn't even have the "Get Your Hands Off My Air Jordans!" line. That line probably cost at least 500 thousand for someone to come up with.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#24
Be sure to take lots of notes so you can start a thread on it ;)
I would doubt that if he hates it any Roland Emmerich fanboys are going to get enraged and demand an explanation, but just in case, Piggy from the future has taken a look at Bill from the future's notepad, and will give you a sneak peak at it:


Part 1 - The Plot

'splosisons!!


Part 2 - The President

Jamie Foxx is in this movie. Did you know that? Why the fuck are you asking questions about why I hated it? How fucking stupid are you?

Part 3 - Channing Tatum - Action Star

Tater Tachos? Did someone say Tater Tachos?




Part 4 - The Conclusion

Jamie Fucking Foxx is the fucking President in this movie, you stupid fucking asshole! Stop fucking asking me questions! Also, this movie was so bad it made Liddy not like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind anymore, and after watching it, NeonTaster no longer likes Anime.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#25
Roland Emmerich fanboys
Is there such a thing?

Also, this movie was so bad it made Liddy not like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind anymore, and after watching it, NeonTaster no longer likes Anime.
How did I get caught up in this nonsense?
 
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