who else hates the "half sheet" paper towels?

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
#1
who else hates the "half sheet" paper towels?

I think it is a plan by the paper towel companies to sell more product

every time I pull a towel off of the roll, waning a full size towel, I just get a half and then tear off a full size one to get the actual size I want

they are getting people to use 50% more that they want to

the tree huggers should be all over this

 

sillyfuck

Wackbag Uncle Tom
#2
Half sheet papertowels make great jizz clean up towels.
 

UCJOE

I have a lot of business with the Chinese
#3
Half sheet papertowels make great jizz clean up towels.
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who else hates the "half sheet" paper towels?

I think it is a plan by the paper towel companies to sell more product

every time I pull a towel off of the roll, waning a full size towel, I just get a half and then tear off a full size one to get the actual size I want

they are getting people to use 50% more that they want to

the tree huggers should be all over this
I buy them all the time because I use less PT
I think the bigger ones are more of a waste & I don't have issues perforating them
 
#5
Well you have to have half sheets for your half slices.....duh!
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#6
Here's how you do it.

Half sheet - ordinary napkin
Full sheet - messier foods/blowing nose
Two sheets - buffalo wings
Three or more sheets - Need to shit, out of toilet paper.
 

Arch Stanton

It's all about the funny!
#7
Well you have to have half sheets for your half slices.....duh!
This^

I will only buy from now on half sheet rolls.

And what kind of load does any size paper towel clean up?
 
#8
Yes really.

And when you do a Peter North you'll need a beach towel , paper just ain't gonna do it

har har
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#9
Just wash out the FleshLight and use the halfsies to clean your junk.
 
#13
As someone who goes through an INSANE amount of paper towels, I echo the hatred.
I literally go through a roll of PT every 2 days it seems; Constantly washing my hands, won't use a towel to do anything with dishes, etc.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#15
Didn't you get the memo on dishtowels transmitting diseases and other nasties?
 

stellarcomics

Registered User
#16
I use them all the time; very convenient. They still sell the "whole sheet" kind, you know? Just buy those.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#18
Here's how you do it.

Half sheet - ordinary napkin
Full sheet - messier foods/blowing nose
Two sheets - buffalo wings
Three or more sheets - Need to shit, out of toilet paper.
I hope for your asshole's sake you buy Viva.
 

Off-White-Power

High maintenance, low tolerance
#19
I can't stand full paper towels anymore. If we get full sheets we tear them in half.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#20
How can you not like half sheets? Want a full one just take 2.
Need a half sheet? Just use that.
So much better than ripping a full one in half.
 

Neon

ネオン
#21
Half sheets are perfect for holding half slices.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#22
I hated having to pay more than $150 for a half sheet.


Or $1.50


(I forget anything?)
 

LZMF1

Semi-Eviscerated
#24
i too, am not a fan of the select-a-size paper towels
 

lajikal

Registered User
#25
They ain't that bad, fuckin 2ply shit paper irritate me though
 
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