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who else hates the "half sheet" paper towels?

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  1. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    who else hates the "half sheet" paper towels?

    I think it is a plan by the paper towel companies to sell more product

    every time I pull a towel off of the roll, waning a full size towel, I just get a half and then tear off a full size one to get the actual size I want

    they are getting people to use 50% more that they want to

    the tree huggers should be all over this

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  2. sillyfuck

    sillyfuck Wackbag Uncle Tom

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    Half sheet papertowels make great jizz clean up towels.
     
  3. UCJOE

    UCJOE I have a lot of business with the Chinese

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    This

    I buy them all the time because I use less PT
    I think the bigger ones are more of a waste & I don't have issues perforating them
     
  4. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Wouldn't it be the opposite?
     
  5. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    Well you have to have half sheets for your half slices.....duh!
     
  6. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Here's how you do it.

    Half sheet - ordinary napkin
    Full sheet - messier foods/blowing nose
    Two sheets - buffalo wings
    Three or more sheets - Need to shit, out of toilet paper.
     
  7. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton It's all about the funny!

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    This^

    I will only buy from now on half sheet rolls.

    And what kind of load does any size paper towel clean up?
     
  8. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    Yes really.

    And when you do a Peter North you'll need a beach towel , paper just ain't gonna do it

    har har
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Just wash out the FleshLight and use the halfsies to clean your junk.
     
  10. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Nope, it's just you
     
  11. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    Aww c'mon you went too obvious!
     
  12. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    I hate them.
     
  13. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    As someone who goes through an INSANE amount of paper towels, I echo the hatred.
    I literally go through a roll of PT every 2 days it seems; Constantly washing my hands, won't use a towel to do anything with dishes, etc.
     
  14. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    What's wrong with dishtowels?

    They clean pretty good
     
  15. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Didn't you get the memo on dishtowels transmitting diseases and other nasties?
     
  16. stellarcomics

    stellarcomics Registered User

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    I use them all the time; very convenient. They still sell the "whole sheet" kind, you know? Just buy those.
     
  17. BeerBelly

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    How boring of you.
     
  18. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    I hope for your asshole's sake you buy Viva.
     
  19. Off-White-Power

    Off-White-Power High maintenance, low tolerance

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    I can't stand full paper towels anymore. If we get full sheets we tear them in half.
     
  20. Ballbuster1

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    How can you not like half sheets? Want a full one just take 2.
    Need a half sheet? Just use that.
    So much better than ripping a full one in half.
     
  21. Neon

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    Half sheets are perfect for holding half slices.
     
  22. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I hated having to pay more than $150 for a half sheet.

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    Or $1.50

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    (I forget anything?)
     
  23. UCJOE

    UCJOE I have a lot of business with the Chinese

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    These
     
  24. LZMF1

    LZMF1 Semi-Eviscerated

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    i too, am not a fan of the select-a-size paper towels
     
  25. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    They ain't that bad, fuckin 2ply shit paper irritate me though
     

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