Who Killed J.R. Ewing?

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She's better than you, Smirkalicious.


TV star Larry Hagman -- best known for playing one of the small screen's greatest villains, oil man J.R. Ewing on Dallas -- died Friday, according to The Dallas Morning News. He was 81.
Hagman, who also starred on the famous 1960s sitcom I Dream of Jeannie, is said to have passed away from complications from his recent cancer treatment. His Dallas co-stars Linda Gray and Patrick Duffy were at his bedside when he died.

“Larry was back in his beloved Dallas, re-enacting the iconic role he loved most,” the family said in a statement. “Larry’s family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for. The family requests privacy at this time.”

Hagman, a Texas native, was the son of famed Broadway actress Mary Martin.

Hagman's other TV credits included stints on Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, and Knots Landing (as J.R. Ewing). Hagman's film credits included Primary Colors, JFK, Nixon, Fail-Safe, The Eagle Has Landed, Harry & Tonto, and an appearance in Superman: The Movie.


I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
But what about Dallas II?


What's black and white and red all over?
I always enjoyed his work.



Humor is reason gone mad
For some reason, I thought he was at least ten years older than he actually was.
Anywho, rest in peace dude.


In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Once that cancer gets ya it never goes away. It just hides
and pops up somewhere else in a few years.

RIP Larry.

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
I'll bet he's not really dead. The family will release a statement next week saying it was all a dream sequence.


I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Once that cancer gets ya it never goes away. It just hides
and pops up somewhere else in a few years.

RIP Larry.
Sometimes it go away, sometimes it don' go away.


I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
100% of my knowledge of all those types of shows comes from the first porno I owned, which I watched 2 or 3 hundred thousand times.