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Who Saw This Coming: Fatsos eat crap at fair and get sick.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

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  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Gluttony has its own rewards.
     
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    Well this and: seafood chowder fries

    Made me throw up a bit in my mouth...
     
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    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Do the have tasting spoons for these tubs of lard, or are they gobbling down whole servings?

    If you eat too much, your system has a way of dealing with it.
     
  5. Hudson

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    That reminds me: La Festa Italiana is coming up...aka La Festa Salmonilla..
     
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    I haven't been to the CNE like in 25 years... I think the "worst" thing there back in the day was funnel cakes...
     
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    Do they serve Listeria Linguine?
     
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    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I refuse to eat anything at those types of events. Having the shits in a portable potty sucks.

    Sounds like Pepto should sponsor it.
     
  9. Hudson

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    Yup Ptomaine Tortellini and Escherichia coli ravioli too!!!
     
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    Chicken and Coliform Alfredo?
     
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    Fecal form Farfalle too.
     
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    Yumm... hope they have some Botulism Bruschetta... which I will have with the Norovirus Noodles...
     
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    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    do some people just want to have a heart attack and die?
     
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    Canada. Land of the fat.
     
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    Ahhh, that's right. I had the lasagna.
     
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    There are often physical bathrooms in the livestock barns (if it's that type of fair), and the ones closest to the poultry area are usually the least used. Find one of those and you'll have all the peace and quiet your digestive system needs.

    Pretty much the most valuable thing I learned from 4-H/FFA.
     
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    And close it off with a cool refreshing cup of Giardia Gelato
     
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    Chicken and Pork Sushi at Sam&Ella's.
     
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    A tasty way to commit suicide.
     
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    This is at the Canadian National Exhibition... there are porta shiters but there are also bunch of permanent buildings. I used to work the national home show there back in the day.
     
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    The best bathroom at our local fair was in the little art gallery. It was near the livestock area, but out of the way enough that no one even knew it existed. We would use that one all the time, and once I heard a girl who worked in it complaining about all the livestock guys using their bathroom... fuck her, we brought in exponentially more money and people than she did.
     
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    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    My mom said if i ate a stick of butter i would get boo boo belly
     
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    This is a really big one that has been running for over 100 yars...

    [​IMG]

    It is right downtown on the lake shore... and very near to it is the baseball stadium and the Air Canada Centre... who ever was the city planner who thought that up should be kicked in the balls.
     
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    No but Chicken Ptomaine is is good, I hear.
     
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    I hope no-one had the Salmon Mousse.
     
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