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WonkaVision

To my Friends!!! To My Friends!!!
Sep 5, 2005
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#2
No way I'm gonna watch a 7 minute Burger King Commercial
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
Jul 25, 2005
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#3
Saw the commercial during the Eagles game yesterday.
I want to punch the cunt that asks for a manager.
 

distortion9

Satellite Of Hate
Dec 12, 2001
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#4
Burger King is teh gays ever since they changed their fries.

And their whole new marketing campaign fails.
 

sbrainb

Go suck a bag of dicks.
Jul 27, 2007
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#6
Saw the commercial during the Eagles game yesterday.
I want to punch the cunt that asks for a manager.
LOL!! I know -- I was thinking the same thing! :haha7::haha7::haha7:

Seriously though, that shit is so staged...
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
Dec 8, 2004
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#7
I want to punch the cunt that asks for a manager.
Seriously. I'd like to track her down, make her fold my laundry, and then knock her the fuck out. I'm not entirely sure why, but she seems like she needs it.


Burger King is teh gays ever since they changed their fries.
Yeah, that was a HUGE fuckup, everyone knows it, and they refuse to go back to the good fries.
 

nikoloslvy

I wear my sunglasses at night...Anyone want fries?
Donator
May 5, 2003
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#9
what were the ol fries like?
 

sbrainb

Go suck a bag of dicks.
Jul 27, 2007
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#11
I always thought the texture of their fries was weird. Like they were all bumpy on the outside and shit.
 

BCH

Doesn't need your acknowledgement on Twitter
Wackbag Staff
Jun 9, 2005
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#12
I always thought the texture of their fries was weird. Like they were all bumpy on the outside and shit.
I woulda thought a lady would find such a thing appealing...
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
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#14
OK, I have to say, this is a brilliant marketing campaign. It touches on the whole prank - YouTube thing thereby appealing to younger generation. It actually has customers criticizing a competitor ("I hate Wendys"), and its funny. You take a couple of days shooting in a single location (cheap) and you can cut it up into a slew of 30 or 60 second spots. Freaking brilliant ..... and I hate Burger King.

The Madison Ave. weasel who thought this up deserves an appropriate bonus.
 

Arc Lite

As big as your Imagination...
Apr 25, 2005
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#17
I refuse to click on the link. I've seen the commercial and that's enough for me. Burger Queen? Should it?
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
May 21, 2005
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#18

distortion9

Satellite Of Hate
Dec 12, 2001
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#19
it doesn't make them a bad thing, they aren't health food. old fries were just like every other fry, now they have some sort of barnacles on them
Exactly...the old fries were nothing speshul...just typical fast food fries (closer to mc' d's fries but not really)...but then they were like "look at us....ours are crusty outside"...hey...go fuck yourself with your crusty fries...they blow.