Why are we not taking this opportunity?


Santa's broken toy
I don't know why they just don't invite the guy in OR go out and interview him.
They're just babbling about shit anyway....


Lying causes cat piss smell.
Now if you were to sidle up to that barrier with a 10 inch kong dildo poking out of your open fly, their reaction would make excellent television. Espicially if you were to put it between the bars of the barrier and just slowly rotate your hips back and forth. I bet it would take a full 10 secs before the cameras were cut to face height only.

I'm only sayin...