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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ney-stripper-makes-just-shift-make-month.html
     
  2. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    How often do you see 2 dollar bills? And she gets 2 of them in one day? Something fishy there. We need get Alex Jones on the case.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    That chick is either lying, lying, or lying. She aint making that much cash in a shift (she claimed it was 11am-3am) with the way she looks.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I believe her. Many men are stupid and pathetic.
     
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  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Looks pretty hot to me.
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Hot? Sure. $3500 in one day hot? Pump the brakes.
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Think of guys like Ant. Totally possible.
     
  8. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    I'm going to both agree and disagree with your post. I agree that her hotness alone isn't getting the job done, as evidenced by the lack of $1 (and $2) bills from her 5 stage dances.

    Where I'm going to disagree with you is that she is hot enough to extract extra cash for extra services. I wouldn't give her $20 for a table dance, but I might give her "more for more."
     
  9. Don the Radio Guy

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    Yeah, I'm sure every part of this story is real...

    Fucking lazy journalists.
     
  10. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Daily Mail. 'Nuff said.
     
  11. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    What moron brags about the exact amount of their cash income (and includes pictures) on the internet? Oh right, a stripper.

    The IRS got the internet, yo.
     
  12. Don the Radio Guy

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    Don't worry. There probably is no stripper in the first place.
     
  13. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Eh, if a rich dude is going to shell out that kind of money she is going to be fixture at his mansion a la Stetten.
    Yeah, if she really did earn that kind of coin she is going to have more DNA on her than a receptionist involved in a sperm bank explosion.
     
  14. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    She must be at a high profile club for starters. The typical place lunch rush I bet the girls are lucky to collect $10/hr in tips. Maybe if she's a Scores or Spearmint Rhino level stripper with high profile clientele she might clear that on a good night. But I agree, she doesn't look that great to wow the big spenders.
     
  15. stellarcomics

    stellarcomics Registered User

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    That's why porn chicks "feature dance" at clubs too. They get five figures out of the box* from the club; on top of tips.
    * pun unintended, but just as funny
     
  16. Don the Radio Guy

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    I agree. The troll that started the thread that spawned the story should have picked a hotter picture.
     
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  17. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    When I bounced at one of those clubs there were two types of girls... the ones paying for school and the others were biker chicks.

    And of course the amount of tips would depend on the location... I visited a buddy who worked at this hole in the wall strip joint gah it was awful... one of the strippers was like 6 months pregnant...
     
  18. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Especially drunk ones...
     
  19. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "Why do you whore!?!" "Why do you waste!?!"
     
  20. Biff Hardslab

    Biff Hardslab I have the t-shirt

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    Before they redesigned bills, a $2 could easily be mistaken for a $20 at the stage in a dimly lit strip club.
     
  21. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    She's got to be giving handy-j's.

    (local referfence) Even when Deliah's was a cash cow for strippers, not many were pulling down that kind of money (yes, know girls that used to work there).
    Side note, I did actually know a girl who did it to pay for school, she runs a gallery now.
     
  22. whiskeyguy

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    I'm amazed we don't have a better strip club where I live, what with all the pot money around here.

    Here's a video our strip club made to try and get a reality show... I don't think these girls make that kind of money.

    Might be NSFW (it's on Youtube though), so I put it in spoiler tags.

     
  23. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    That's only a little over $200/hr. That's perfectly conceivable. She's definitely cute, and she's probably great at talking to people/talking them out of money. She even admitted that's not typical. Even the pizza guy makes a killing every once in a while.
     
  24. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    She could be working a city strip club or a high volume area. my ex would drive to NYC or certain clubs in jersey and make $2000. Someone also mentioned something about singles. none of the girls keep those. they trade them with the club for large bills.
     
  25. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    That awfulness is a prime example of the fakeness of "reality shows" that annoys me, and the skeeviness of strip clubs that disgusts me. Roll them together and you've got a perfect pile of shit.
     
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