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Why I hate FedEx

Discussion in 'Cool Internet Videos' started by Falldog, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    [video=youtube;PKUDTPbDhnA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUDTPbDhnA[/video]

    Apparently the video is quickly making the rounds online. Only up for a few days and it's got over two million views.
     
  2. phillyfranko

    phillyfranko Registered User

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    lazy azz should be fired...
     
  3. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    Glad all my big packages comes from UPS.
     
  4. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    I thought this was going to be about alleged kiddie porn. libblelobble

    Damn lazy young person.
     
  5. OccupyWackbag

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    Nah everyone knows you hide your kiddie porn on an iPod or similar device when shipping to other members in your porn ring. They can turn it on and see only music while the sexiness is hidden within.
     
  6. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    What a lazy fuck. Probably someone who is just jealous that someone is getting a new TV for christmas.
     
  7. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    I think that's the one Rogan was tweeting about, telling everyone to get him fired. I wonder how that's going

    Sent from my MB860 using Tapatalk
     
  8. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    The thing is, it probably got banged around WAY more than that in transit.
     
  9. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    And then the voice of reason arrives.
     
  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Letterman did a Top 10 about him tonight. I didn't pay attention, but my TV reset to '2' and I saw that was the topic.
     
  11. Falldog

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    I doubt any of that involved a ten foot drop.
     
  12. peewee

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    Bravo Sir, I was thinking the same thing.
     
  13. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    This is why I hate FedEx. They like taking my packages on sightseeing trips. No weather excuse yesterday, but it snowed like a whole inch overnight, so I'm expecting to hear that the truck with my package went off a cliff or some shit today.

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  14. mr. sin

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    That was an anger drop not a jealousy piss on. Person might've not been there to sign for the delivery multiple days.
     
  16. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    I've actually gotten an explanation for that when I asked about it once.

    Apparently when they have a ton of overflow, all of the extra is stored in the big storage containers that go on a truck.

    When the truck drops off the container, they scan the container which has a record of all of the packages inside.

    If they need to move a container then it gets scanned again. Then again when it is moved, etc etc etc.


    So, your package is "on a vehicle" but it isn't really on a delivery truck...


    if that makes sense... it does in my head, but I am probably not communicating it well.
     
  17. mr. sin

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  18. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Without watching:
    We're sorry blah blah
    We care about our customers and their packages
    Steps to make sure won't happen again
    [insert a lot of corporate sounding bullshit]
     
  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I'll take a shot:

    At Fedex, we strive to bring you the very best in customer satisfaction and package delivery. We take every step to insure that your experience is holy fuck I'm boring myself with this bullshit We look forward to serving you in the future in an even more efficient manner.
     
  20. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    and the thing is, this driver probably makes a lot of people happy that he just drops of their packages each day and not all of them are monitors or fine breakable china dolls

    I know if I have something that isn't delivered for some stupid reason, it makes me pissed as I may not be in town the next day

    it would have been fine if the guy delivered a package to the same house if it was a box of books from Amazon
     

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