Why I hate FedEx

Falldog

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[video=youtube;PKUDTPbDhnA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUDTPbDhnA[/video]

Apparently the video is quickly making the rounds online. Only up for a few days and it's got over two million views.
 

mikeybot

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I thought this was going to be about alleged kiddie porn. libblelobble

Damn lazy young person.
 

OccupyWackbag

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I thought this was going to be about alleged kiddie porn. libblelobble

Damn lazy young person.
Nah everyone knows you hide your kiddie porn on an iPod or similar device when shipping to other members in your porn ring. They can turn it on and see only music while the sexiness is hidden within.
 

Chino Kapone

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What a lazy fuck. Probably someone who is just jealous that someone is getting a new TV for christmas.
 

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[video=youtube;PKUDTPbDhnA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUDTPbDhnA[/video]

Apparently the video is quickly making the rounds online. Only up for a few days and it's got over two million views.
I think that's the one Rogan was tweeting about, telling everyone to get him fired. I wonder how that's going

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The thing is, it probably got banged around WAY more than that in transit.
 

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Letterman did a Top 10 about him tonight. I didn't pay attention, but my TV reset to '2' and I saw that was the topic.
 

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This is why I hate FedEx. They like taking my packages on sightseeing trips. No weather excuse yesterday, but it snowed like a whole inch overnight, so I'm expecting to hear that the truck with my package went off a cliff or some shit today.

 

lajikal

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What a lazy fuck. Probably someone who is just jealous that someone is getting a new TV for christmas.
That was an anger drop not a jealousy piss on. Person might've not been there to sign for the delivery multiple days.
 

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This is why I hate FedEx. They like taking my packages on sightseeing trips. No weather excuse yesterday, but it snowed like a whole inch overnight, so I'm expecting to hear that the truck with my package went off a cliff or some shit today.

I've actually gotten an explanation for that when I asked about it once.

Apparently when they have a ton of overflow, all of the extra is stored in the big storage containers that go on a truck.

When the truck drops off the container, they scan the container which has a record of all of the packages inside.

If they need to move a container then it gets scanned again. Then again when it is moved, etc etc etc.


So, your package is "on a vehicle" but it isn't really on a delivery truck...


if that makes sense... it does in my head, but I am probably not communicating it well.
 

mikeybot

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Without watching:
We're sorry blah blah
We care about our customers and their packages
Steps to make sure won't happen again
[insert a lot of corporate sounding bullshit]
 

gleet

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Without watching:
We're sorry blah blah
We care about our customers and their packages
Steps to make sure won't happen again
[insert a lot of corporate sounding bullshit]
I'll take a shot:

At Fedex, we strive to bring you the very best in customer satisfaction and package delivery. We take every step to insure that your experience is holy fuck I'm boring myself with this bullshit We look forward to serving you in the future in an even more efficient manner.
 

weeniewawa

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and the thing is, this driver probably makes a lot of people happy that he just drops of their packages each day and not all of them are monitors or fine breakable china dolls

I know if I have something that isn't delivered for some stupid reason, it makes me pissed as I may not be in town the next day

it would have been fine if the guy delivered a package to the same house if it was a box of books from Amazon