Why is the board retarded lately?

ysr50

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Running like crap today. Open a forum/thread and it's a 45 second wait at best. I open 3-4 tabs in the hopes 1 of them goes to where I'm headed. Same with the phone. Tablet. Laptop. Every other site out there runs fine. Instantly to where I'm going.
Stop complaining, you've never donated. Fucking Canadians.
 

Stormrider666

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I think it maybe time to lock the Ponderings thread and create a spin off one. I have tried numerous times to enter thread and the page keeps getting hung up.
 

chumpy

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It's taking a long time for many pages to load. It took 60 seconds to get here from the home page. Why are the loads taking so long? Some days things work well and others it's like Wackbag is having a seizure.
 

click

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I thought you said it only happens when more than 40 people
are online? Like that ever happens
 

Bobobie

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This could be a mysql thing where you have a 20 years worth of threads and no message board software was ever designed to hand that much retention. Not to mention threads like Trumps Liberal Tears running up to two thousand pages.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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A full 2 minutes is the average for a page to load on here lately. If it loads at all. I understand the Frankapolooza is generating hordes of members to the Bizarro forums, but for months on end? Why the slowness?
 

Saikotic

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I can't get anything to load, typically. It's been going in for a while for me.
 

mascan42

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So is AIDS the standard setting for the board now? Most pages are taking a good 2 minutes to load, some have to be refreshed 3 times to get more than a blank page.
 

crippledalbino

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So is AIDS the standard setting for the board now? Most pages are taking a good 2 minutes to load, some have to be refreshed 3 times to get more than a blank page.
Yeah, we need to stop celebrating victory. This is just a way of life now. Things were better when the board predictably shut down at certain times almost.
 

Cunt Smasher

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I figured out a trick on Tapatalk, on recent posts you click on a thread while the site is still loading, it will load the page, then you can exit to recents and that will load correctly. If you just let it load it will time out.