Why is the board retarded lately?

ysr50

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Running like crap today. Open a forum/thread and it's a 45 second wait at best. I open 3-4 tabs in the hopes 1 of them goes to where I'm headed. Same with the phone. Tablet. Laptop. Every other site out there runs fine. Instantly to where I'm going.
Stop complaining, you've never donated. Fucking Canadians.
 

Stormrider666

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I think it maybe time to lock the Ponderings thread and create a spin off one. I have tried numerous times to enter thread and the page keeps getting hung up.
 

chumpy

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It's taking a long time for many pages to load. It took 60 seconds to get here from the home page. Why are the loads taking so long? Some days things work well and others it's like Wackbag is having a seizure.
 

Bobobie

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This could be a mysql thing where you have a 20 years worth of threads and no message board software was ever designed to hand that much retention. Not to mention threads like Trumps Liberal Tears running up to two thousand pages.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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A full 2 minutes is the average for a page to load on here lately. If it loads at all. I understand the Frankapolooza is generating hordes of members to the Bizarro forums, but for months on end? Why the slowness?