Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, May 7, 2013.
I'm split on this. On one hand kids love a free breffist but they're animals, on the other hand the teachers are twats.
every bite of the golden discs slathered in warm syrup
They're waffles. Settle down, Hemingway. It's not about you.
The stickiness of the slobbered syrup is what pisses off the teachers.
Extra work with no extra pay makes the teachers upset. They care not for the children.
so prisoners can get free food but children cant?
They just don't want the kids getting egg-cited in class. It could also be a cost-cutting issue, so I blame the Juice.
What better way to indoctrinate the little givesmedats into the Free Shit! culture than state-sponsored waffles?
Sure, why should little Alejandro and Josefina's parents have to pay to feed their spawn? It's the dwindling pool of taxpayers' responsibility.
Do the gibesmedats pay for anything school related anymore?
Food to take home on weekend programs
"stuff the bus" campaign where people are asked to donate school supplies
Salvation Army coat and gloves drives every fall. (They don't ask for old coats, they want new ones)
After school programs complete with dinner.
Let's not forget the schools end around on responsible parents by sending them list asking for them to double up on all school supply purchases to the extra can be re-distributed to the kids whose parents could give a fuck if their kid had a notebook or a pencil.
I remember in first grade my mom bought me the super deluxe 64 color box of crayons complete with sharpner. All the cool kids had the super deluxe 64 color box of crayons complete with sharpner. Did the apartment kids show up with this Rolls Royce of the artistic world? NO! If I was that same little kid today I would likely be suspended for making the apartment kids feel bad.
This. If it was an predominantly white school like @threeholepuncher s young lad goes to id say the teachers are just being cunts
Luckily, for us, they separated the problem children from the normal ones, most of the time. Lunch and gym were a crap shoot.
Grumpy Old Man Puncher: Back in my day...
There was a separate lunch line for the charity cases, and it was absolutely a walk of shame.
The "down the hill" kids had to wait in the shit food line and show their 'certified dirtbag' cards to get their prison food. Yes... they even served them shittier food than was available in the "cash line" that we "up the hill" kids waited on to get the good stuff.
I remember the shittums choking down shitty pasta covered in a watery, foul-smelling tomatoish sauce that was closer to orange than red. Leathery freezer-burnt green beans, mushy cling peach slices swimming in a mucousy fluid... and lard-slathered Wonder Bread. The lard was supposed to be "butter", but the lunch ladies were too lazy to stir in the yellow food coloring packet that came with the lard/butter, and they just smeared it on the bread white... nasty. The shittums never complained though... it was different back then, and the grubs were just happy to be getting fed.
And just look at the little charity cases now... feasting on delicious free waffles like proper lords of the manor. Bah! Get off my lawn!
I used to just walk the couple blocks home to a home cooked lunch in my own home
...ten miles in the snow wearing cardboard shoes and bread bags for socks... uphill both ways. And lunch was a turnip... because of the war.
You got a whole turnip? I had to share half a turnip with my 17 brothers and sisters and then we had the other half for dinner. Our TV only got 1 channel and that channel only aired 1 show. "The Turnip" aired from 3:14 - 3:22 every other Wednesday and we only got to watch it if we finished our homework first.
"imagonna start a riot" was overheard in the hallways when word of taking away the waffles got out.
waffles aint shit widout dat chicken nigga
once they become prisoners they get better food and yes they will become prisioners