Why would anyone live in Tornado Alley???

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A total of 81 tornado fatalities in the entire country in 2007, thats some scary shit. Oh by the way, in NYC before the end of March 2007 there were ... 84 murders yeah it sure is dangerous to live in tornado alley.

Now, I DO wonder why the fuck we are rebuilding New Orleans seeing as its still below sea level and surrounded by water, that doesnt make any fucking sense.
 

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Simple answer: inbreeding.
 

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If you cant keep it in your pants, keep it in the family......... give me those ribs, you.
 

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when you are a farmer, there isn't much choice. The mid west is ideal for lots of flat land to produce crops. Unfortunately, tornadoes hit flat areas more than anywhere. Most powerful force in fucking nature. Question shouldn't be why would you live in tornado alley. Question should be why the fuck would you live in a mobile home in tornado alley!!
 

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Years I've lived in Kansas: 31

Tornados I've personally seen: 0

Closest a tornado has ever come to me: 10 miles
 

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It's Extreme Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
 

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Years I've lived in Kansas: 31

Tornados I've personally seen: 0

Closest a tornado has ever come to me: 10 miles

Relatives I've married: 7

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Years I've lived in Kansas: 31

Tornados I've personally seen: 0

Closest a tornado has ever come to me: 10 miles
Illinois my self and i know it really isnt Tornado Alley shit's gone down pretty close to me like less than 3 blocks close and me not even knowing it. I wish there really were Extreme Sports rejects doing Storm Chasing to get that 15 Minute Warning Mannnn.
 

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because they are fuckin idiots
 

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Years I've lived in Kansas: 31

Tornados I've personally seen: 0

Closest a tornado has ever come to me: 10 miles

I've been in Kansas for 33, seen 5 tornadoes.

I was basically being an ass with this thread. Since the boys were alluding to the old bit "why would any one live there".... well it seems a tad bit safer to live here than to live in NYC based on the stats I have in the first post of the thread.
 

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I don't know why anyone would live there?

But then again I live in Detroit so who am I to talk?
 

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Oklahoma City for 27 years.

May 3, 1999 had a fist's worth of god's fingers within 10 miles, but that's it really.

One reason why? 2500 sq. ft. house=$125,000
 

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I've lived in Iowa for 18 years, and I have yet to see a tornado.

Who do I talk to about getting a refund?
 

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Years I've lived in Kansas: 31

Tornados I've personally seen: 0

Closest a tornado has ever come to me: 10 miles
Thirty some odd years ago my parents took us camping across the country. One park we stayed at had a tornado touch down with a half mile of where we were camping. I slept through the whole thing, while my dad and brother were holding onto the tent. Mom and younger brother screaming like bitches as the truck rocked side to side in the wind.
 

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Why would anyone live in Tornado Alley????

Because the average American is an unintelligent, ignorant piece of garbage.




















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..answer..no *******....in tornado alley they are still flying monkeys...