will God ever cut Fez some slack?

RMPGP

Registered User
#1


God (and the devil) is testing Fez to see how his faith holds up. It's clear that Fez Marie Whatley is a modern day Job.

The book of Job raises and age-old and yet frequently asked question of today, of "Why do the righteous suffer?". Job provides an unique and often mis-understood answer. The message of Job if vital to us today as we try to do right, and yet find that despite best efforts, sometimes problems and suffering follow. Job appears to be a non-Israelite, and while his knowledge of God is incomplete, he certainly knew enough to have a faith relationship with Him, and to live a moral life. Job viewed God as personal and at the same time, transcendant. God is beyond nature, and yet master of the world He made. God who created mankind, also permits freedom of choice, and thus makes men morally responsible.
So what should Fez do to get into God's good graces?

 

BroGonzo

In between shots of bourbon
#2
God won't cut Fez any slack for two reasons. The first reason is that God doesn't exist.

The second reason is that Fez is a Sad Clown:
 

Goober

AKA Eqyptian Teabag the Friendly Arab
#3
According to Shirley Phelps Roper......no.

But she is a women and her opinion does not matter.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#4
No So STOP BELLY ACHING....WE CARE LESS THAN WE DO ABOUT DAVE'S FAKE LAME ASS MARRIAGE!!!!!
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#5
If life gives you lemons make lemonade. - Optimist.
 

ChrisH

Waddle Doodle
#8
On another note, was it just me or was today's show the closest Fez has ever come to (seriously) admitting he was gay? Not that that makes you a bad person.
 

RENFIELD

Registered User
#12
Fez gay ?
-- ever notice he laughs loudest if a gay reference is made about someone else ?


It comes with age (must be hormones letting up on you a little bit),
Ever notice that men get more 'mellow' with age,
while women get more 'agressive' (and not the good kind)...

but you finally get 'zen' about life not being fair...
that good things won't come to you for being good...

You have to stop expecting them and waiting for them
and appreciate the few 'good things' that come your way...

FIND THE 'CENTER'...
accept it...

BE YOURSELF.. DON'T TRY TO PLEASE...
(no one respects you for it anyway)

I like to think of people as protons, neutrons,and electrons...

some just seem to have a positve spin.. some a negative..
some neutral...

You might not be able to 'make' yourself a proton...
but it's not as hard to become a neutron....
(and i'm not high as i write this...lol)

IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS...
CAN'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT...

Best move is to let it go...
be accepting..
and not take any blame....

HARD FOR A 20 OR 30 YEAR OLD..
BUT MUCH EASIER FOR A 40 OR 50 YEAR OLD...
(you get used to it)

FEZ.. YOU ARE NOT ALONE...
in fact, in much better position than alot of us...
 

pmoney316

Registered User
#13
Did you miss "HOT CRAP NAKED OPIE!" day?
I believe it was 'Hot Shit, Opie's naked!' and said while Fez was under the influence of 7 and 7's.

Either way it was a bit creepy, as was the last 45 minutes of today' show (but still great radio!)
 

Vyce

Light-skinned, with no Negro dialect.
#14
God helps those who help themselves.

Not mentally ill folk who cry a lot on the radio over simple things.
 

Lunchbox420

The Kenny Powers of Wackbag
#15
I love the show but between Crying Fez and Dave I am ready to listen to Don and Mike. Christ..shoot me now.
 

krisko

Mrs. Fuckin Funny
#16
god will never EVER cut fez one ounce of slack
 

jackjack

Registered User
#17
I never understood the premise of god metering out slack by the ounce..
I'm not even sure if the reference is to the fluid ounce, indicating volume, or to the ounce referring to weight.
 

Monsue28

space shuttle endeavouuurrrr
#21
Here. ....I'll Give Fez and KING SIZED BREAK.

The Whole thing is for you fez.
 
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