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Woman, 20, denied job as restaurant 'Kilt Girl' because 'she couldn't fit into the skirt'

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Ha ha. Fatties don't deserve dignity.
     
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  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Maybe if the pig quit whining and ran a few laps she wouldnt have been turned away.
     
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  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Lose 40 pounds, you muffin topped lazy piece of shite.
     
  5. OccupyWackbag

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    She's not that fat.
     
  6. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Tubby doesn't know she's tubby and this is the first time someone has ever told her.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    So you would toss her a fuck, or two dozen, if she had kids, right?
     
  8. Creasy Bear

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    I think she has a little ketchup on her chin in that picture. No... her other chin.
     
  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    And we all know your standards.
     
  10. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Yes, she is. I'm fat, I should know.
     
  11. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    That's the new trend in hiring for cocktail servers now. They're not hiring waitresses, they're hiring "entertainers." That's how they get around the discrimination stuff.

    Where my wife works at one of the injun casinos here in Cali they're doing it. They don't even call them interviews, they're calling them "auditions." They have to have a talent and perform during the interview. The girl my wife trained last week did a hula dance. Way to sexy it up...

    So now they're hiring little hottites who don't have a clue about cocktails, serving, or any of it. They ended up having to bring in huge serving carts because the new girls can't even carry a tray.
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    And yet, better than having to look at a fattie.
     
  13. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I agree. But if you're in shape but over 30, and have 10 years of experience doing cocktails you still won't get hired there.
     
  14. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Of course not, she's old.
     
  15. Party Rooster

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    Enjoy your 20 minute wait for a drink and a blank stare when you order something "complicated" like a Manhattan or a Black and Tan.
     
  16. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    She's not making it.
     
  17. OccupyWackbag

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    And we all know what you have to settle for. That girl is a twig compared to the pussy your fatass probably gets.
     
  18. fletcher

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    Settle down, sport.
     
  19. LiddyRules

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    Occupy's returning to Occupy Classic?
     
  20. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    As opposed to the slit you're diving into? Fucking thing is so used from pushing out not-your-kids, it looks like a Windsock at an Airfield.

    The gash in the story is a fatty. You're not fucking her, so stop defending her, White Knight.
     
  21. Mags

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    It's a casting call. They are not lookin for doughy, wide-hipped ugly girls. Move on.

    How much ya wanna bet the have an extra-small kilt for when the ugly chicks come in?
     
  22. d0uche_n0zzle

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    She wouldn't be bad looking if she dropped some pounds.

    However, once she is 'comfortable' in a relationship, she'll pork up.
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  24. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I agree, it's not fair. We all deserve a level playing field. Speaking of which, I wanna be a Sports Illustrated bikini model.
     
  25. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Go get a job at Denny's Miss Piggy.
     

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