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Woman accused of performing sex acts after massages

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Holy nosy neighbors, Batman! Men go in there, and come out later. It's ruining the nosy neighbor's life, somehow. And where did that naked cop hide his wire?

    http://www.kltv.com/story/16217166/woman-charged-with-prosituion-after-cops-say-she
     
  2. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Nosey fucks.
     
  3. Nick the Pig

    Nick the Pig Scraping a dull comment across your tender eyeball

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    God bless those brave men and women who work tirelessly to protect us from cheap topless handjobs.
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Hope the nosy neighbors' dildo explodes in her worthless cunt.
     
  5. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    Seriously! You know how dangerous under-cover work is?! HE'S GOT KIDS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
     
  6. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Well at least she was trying to earn a living...
     
  7. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    so who else got a semi reading about the undercover sting?
     
  8. Mags

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    Your tax dollars hard at work.

    Yanky cranky and reefer busts. Way to go.
     
  9. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i get when they bust asian places since human trafficking is usually involved, but this lady was just doing her community a service.
     
  10. JoeFromS.Jersey

    JoeFromS.Jersey Registered User

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    How do people even find these places? It would never even occur to me to try to get a handy or BJ or whatever because I'd be too terrified the person would freak out and call police or some shit and my life would be ruined. The only places I've ever gotten a massage are at legit spas and one of those stupid booths in the mall.

    On a related note, I love a good legit massage by the way....few things beat a good one.
     
  11. CousinDave

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    Well I can't see a reasonable person as being able to claim that hand jobs as part of a massage is prostitution. Especially when you consider that some guys get off on feet. But if she is operating a business without a license and she obviously is if she's a LLC, advertising, and performing services for a fee, so she should have gotten the occupancy permit or whatever the hell you have to get in that jurisdiction.

    Now if this is a typical suburbain neighborhood, I wouldn't want this business there if I lived near by, but I wouldn't want someone operating a barber shop or beauty salon out of their house either.

    But no way is this prostitution.
     
  12. CousinDave

    CousinDave Registered User

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    Never had one other than in physical therapy for a back injury and I swear they made things worse
     
  13. Voss's Tumor

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    I've never understood this. Why the fuck not?!

    If someone wants to cut hair, watch kids, hell, fix cars, as long as they're not taking up all the parking on the street and/or leaving broken cars up on blocks why does anyone care?

    And business permits are fucking bullshit too.
     
  14. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    You think $150 for a handie is cheap?
     
  15. CousinDave

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    It just defeats the purpose of residential neighborhoods, now I don't know what this area was zoned for

    Any of the business occupancy permits I've ever had to get were never anything more than a nominal fee - probably barley enough to administer the the permits, I know in some places like NYC its for revenue generation. The police do need to know where legit businesses are being conducted and such so there is some merit in the gov't requiring a permit

    I don't understand why she filed for a LLC but not a business permit, unless she's in an area that isn't zoned for comercial activity - if that's the case then I have no fault with the neighbors, but if the area is zoned for residential & comercial, then the neighbor was being an asshole unless he/she was being harmed in someway which I seriously doubt.
     
  16. Mags

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    backpage.com.

    It's the new Craigslist.
     
  17. Voss's Tumor

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    What do you charge typically?
     
  18. JoeFromS.Jersey

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    Just checked it out.....I had no idea...holy shit. Isn't it illegal to just advertise for "escorts" right on the open web.


    wow I really sound like a mar roon
     
  19. CousinDave

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    Escorting is legal in every jurisdiction I know of
     
  20. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    You don't remember?
     
  21. JoeFromS.Jersey

    JoeFromS.Jersey Registered User

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  22. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    They don't have any incentive to bust Asian places for human trafficking, as long as they can bust a white lady for a hand-job. The first is hard and dangerous, the second is easy. And they show up the same in the stats at the end of the year.

    If you want them to only bust people who are involved in human trafficking, start by legalizing prostitution.
     
  23. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    fixed it
     
  24. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    There's a family of chinks that live across the street from me and mama san gives in-home piano lessons to what seems like every single slope kid in the entire midwest. There's a constant conga line of cars parked at the house and coming and going and blocking me from getting out of my driveway because the FUCKING DONG HEADS CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES. They can't even park their cars, let alone drive them.

    This thread gave me an idea. Maybe I'll cal the cops and tell them I suspect mama san is running a home yanky cranky business.

    That might be worth a chuckle.
     
  25. CousinDave

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    Well you don't know that she is not

    More importantly she may be doing something Sandusky like with those kids
     

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