Woman charged after pelting husband with cupcakes

mr. sin

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In the heat of a domestic dispute, a Chicago woman pelted her husband with cupcakes before police arrived to arrest her Saturday night, authorities said.

The sweet evidence of her crime was visible on her husband's head and shirt when officers responded to the home in the Brighton Park neighborhood on the Southwest Side, according to a police report.

On Sunday morning, Cook County Circuit Judge Adam D. Bourgeois Jr. ordered electronic monitoring for the woman and a $10,000 bond. She is charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.


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JoeyDVDZ

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It was murrrrder, sam... Murrrrder by cupcake!
 

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Burnt cupcakes can be as hard as a rock. Stick and stones, bitch.
 

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It's a shame a man can't just slap a bitch these days.