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Woman dies of heart attack caused by shock of waking up at her OWN funeral

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Hey, at least it all worked out in the end!
     
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    Carpet coffins has a nice ring to it...
     
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    What the hell is sticking out of that rug?
     
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    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    Would that be "unlucky lottery" or "sucks to be you"?
     
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    die, die, again.
     
  9. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Somebody was shitting bricks for a few minutes. They had that 50 ruble inheritance spent already, and this bitch had to go and almost ruin everything by coming back to life. [Ted]She's a demon!!![/Ted]
     
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    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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