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Woman falls to death from balcony

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  1. mkrochmaln

    mkrochmaln Registered User

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    No video = meh.

    Poor lady.
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Union labor, FTW.
     
  4. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    One of my former apartments had a balcony and I was on the 40th floor. It was a modern building and I know it was solid but I'd never put all my weight against it. I just know too much about buildings and their weaknesses.

    That being said: dumb, naive broad.
     
  5. lajikal

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    I think it's still within the window of fuckability.
     
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  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    5 minute rule.
     
  7. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    She was getting the high hard one and got creative.
     
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  8. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    I guess she really fell for him
     
  9. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    She didn't fall to death, she landed to death.












































































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  10. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    smoking kills
     
  11. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Just met her online? Sounds fishy...
     
  12. ironman25dc

    ironman25dc A Smug Cunt Who Loves The Cock

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    My friends are convinced that I'll be killed by some boy throwing me off my balcony falling almost 50 flights to my death... If not that scenario they think I'll be hit by a bus (or car) when I'm on my daily run ...
     
  13. Floyd1977

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    At least she quit smoking
     
  14. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    [​IMG]

    Yeah, I know it's a reach
     
  15. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    At least this one got rid of a lawyer:

    Link
     
  16. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    At least she died doing what she loved.

    Plunging head first onto a concrete sidewalk.
     
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  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I would have gone with the HIV but I know that is becoming much more treatable these days.
     
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  18. maz

    maz TRueWDTer

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    But Jennifer couldn't fly
    Jennifer died
     
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  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I thought he used to play guitar on O&A the days before vacations.
     
  20. Mags

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    It's not the fall that kills ya.

    It's the sudden stop.




















    Eh?
     
  21. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    The building is 80 years old. I'd blame the DOB and building management at this point.
     
  22. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    More than likely the property management company is to blame using sub-standard materials to save a few bucks.
     
  23. Mags

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    Looking at the pics, it seems like its a pieced-together railing. Give me a solid, welded railing FTW.
     
  24. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    Dammit, I specifically looked for this topic so I could hopefully make the same joke before someone else did
     
  25. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Yep, the whole thing looked like a quick fix jimmy rigged pile of shite. From the pictures I saw it appears to be the only one constructed that shite way.
     

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