Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Sep 27, 2013.
After reading the headline, that's EXACTLY how I pictured them.
If it wasn't for telepathic ****, she'd never get laid.
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Well she's fat and doesn't seem to have any teeth... so she prob gives good hummers at least...
Watch out for that wayward snaggle tooth. They always have a wayward snaggle tooth.
I telepathically raped her. With a dead dogs dick, your dick, a '20 pole, and a chainsaw.
Good point... mind you I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder then her... gah...
Yup. Had to be white trash.
How did she know who telepathically r@ped her? Did she backtrace the telepathy signal?
Is dream r@pe the same as telepathic r@pe?
Better a 93 year old artifact than something forty times my size. For a moment there, I thought you were trying to emasculate me.
I've been through a telepathic raping. Or at least, a belief that that's what was happening. Bad weed + bad acid. Let me tell you, it aint fun. It lasted 8 hours and was easily the worst thing that ever happened to me. This probably belongs in bizarro...
You can't fool me. Those are puppets.
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
Fixed for accuracy.
2 birds, 1 stone. That's the way to go.
Pretty much had it all. White trash, fat, ugly, trailer - I just wouldn't have guessed the state
How did I do?
Like pushing rope. Given the source, I don't blame you.
So just like normal then.
Good to know.
Well it is Utah... and not like they are sexually repressed or anything... note that state is on my short list of states not to visit.'
Side note... drove in to MA to do a bunch of stuff at the mother in laws... holy crap... that state really stinks... did pick up some cheap booze in NH on the way back at least
the fucking neighbor.
They have to be the ugliest couple on the planet. Hopefully the guilty telepathic put it in her shitter then lit her on fire. Telepathically speaking of course.