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Woman Guilty Of Getting Husband To Shoot Neighbor For 'Telepathically R8ping' Her

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Sep 27, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    After reading the headline, that's EXACTLY how I pictured them.
     
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  3. siliconsoul

    siliconsoul Snarky Cunt

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    If it wasn't for telepathic ****, she'd never get laid.

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  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Well she's fat and doesn't seem to have any teeth... so she prob gives good hummers at least...
     
  5. siliconsoul

    siliconsoul Snarky Cunt

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    Watch out for that wayward snaggle tooth. They always have a wayward snaggle tooth.
     
  6. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I telepathically raped her. With a dead dogs dick, your dick, a '20 pole, and a chainsaw.
     
  7. stevethrower

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    Good point... mind you I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder then her... gah...
     
  8. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Yup. Had to be white trash.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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  10. the Streif

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    How did she know who telepathically r@ped her? Did she backtrace the telepathy signal?
     
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  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Is dream r@pe the same as telepathic r@pe?
     
  12. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Better a 93 year old artifact than something forty times my size. For a moment there, I thought you were trying to emasculate me.
     
  13. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I've been through a telepathic raping. Or at least, a belief that that's what was happening. Bad weed + bad acid. Let me tell you, it aint fun. It lasted 8 hours and was easily the worst thing that ever happened to me. This probably belongs in bizarro...
     
  14. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    You can't fool me. Those are puppets.
     
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    "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."




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  16. the Streif

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    Fixed for accuracy.:action-sm
     
  17. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    2 birds, 1 stone. That's the way to go.
     
  18. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Pretty much had it all. White trash, fat, ugly, trailer - I just wouldn't have guessed the state
     
  19. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    How did I do?
     
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  20. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Like pushing rope. Given the source, I don't blame you.
     
  21. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    So just like normal then.

    Good to know.
     
  22. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Well it is Utah... and not like they are sexually repressed or anything... note that state is on my short list of states not to visit.'

    Side note... drove in to MA to do a bunch of stuff at the mother in laws... holy crap... that state really stinks... did pick up some cheap booze in NH on the way back at least:)
     
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    [​IMG] the fucking neighbor.
     
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  24. Chin nuts

    Chin nuts Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.

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    They have to be the ugliest couple on the planet. Hopefully the guilty telepathic put it in her shitter then lit her on fire. Telepathically speaking of course.
     

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