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Woman killed while riding Texas Giant

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by lajikal, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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  2. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Wheeeeeeeee!!!
     
  3. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    The news headline is misleading. She wasn't riding the coaster anymore; that's why she died. The nerve of that bitch to get out and ruin everyone else's fun.
     
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  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    How long until the ride reopened?
     
  5. Mags

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    As soon as the hoses were shut off.
     
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  6. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Obama needs to decree a switch be put by each seat on all rides so if anyone feels any panic at any time, they can shut the whole ride down.
     
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    oh well, wheee, thump
     
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  8. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    Woman killed in Arlington riding the Texas Giant?

    My cock has not been in Arlington since the Bears beat the shit out of the Cowboys last year.


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    Makes me feel better since I'm going to Cedar Point tomorrow
     
  10. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    At least she died doing what she loved....
     
  11. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I guess god needed a wind dummy.
     
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    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/07/21/six-flags-roller-coaster-death/2572461/
     
  13. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    if only all the seats would malfunction like that at the Six Flags near me when all the "urban youth" get bussed in to cut in line, yell, make noise and generally piss everyone else off.
     
  14. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Good rule of thumb: when your scale display hits a quarter ton, make sure you insist on that second click.

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  15. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Even though I've never heard Absolutely speak, I totally read that in his voice.
     
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  16. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    And last
     
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  17. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    It would be a shame if she bought the season pass.
     
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  18. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Shes prolly the 9000th fatty to ride tge thing and the guy got tired of kicking it into place so lardass doesnt have to feel the shame of being told shes to fat in front of a line of people
     
  19. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    she was ridin' Big Tex?

    serves her right

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  20. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    So she didn't die fucking a black man in a cowboy hat?




    Oh, and how about you just don't let fatties ride coasters?
     
  21. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I never heard of this Big Tex so I looked up his history.

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    Hahaha good. Big dumb asshole.
     
  22. Gladys kravitz

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    Border control?
     
  23. Psychopath

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    I've had a recurring dream where I'm on a roller coaster, specifically the great bear at HP, I get to the top of the incline and fall out of the chair. Fucking horrifying.
     
  24. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    So did she tumble back through the rest of the cars and just inconvenience everyone on the way down?
     
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