Discussion in 'Current Events' started by lajikal, Jul 20, 2013.
The news headline is misleading. She wasn't riding the coaster anymore; that's why she died. The nerve of that bitch to get out and ruin everyone else's fun.
How long until the ride reopened?
As soon as the hoses were shut off.
Obama needs to decree a switch be put by each seat on all rides so if anyone feels any panic at any time, they can shut the whole ride down.
oh well, wheee, thump
Woman killed in Arlington riding the Texas Giant?
My cock has not been in Arlington since the Bears beat the shit out of the Cowboys last year.
Makes me feel better since I'm going to Cedar Point tomorrow
At least she died doing what she loved....
I guess god needed a wind dummy.
if only all the seats would malfunction like that at the Six Flags near me when all the "urban youth" get bussed in to cut in line, yell, make noise and generally piss everyone else off.
Good rule of thumb: when your scale display hits a quarter ton, make sure you insist on that second click.
Even though I've never heard Absolutely speak, I totally read that in his voice.
It would be a shame if she bought the season pass.
Shes prolly the 9000th fatty to ride tge thing and the guy got tired of kicking it into place so lardass doesnt have to feel the shame of being told shes to fat in front of a line of people
she was ridin' Big Tex?
serves her right
So she didn't die fucking a black man in a cowboy hat?
Oh, and how about you just don't let fatties ride coasters?
I never heard of this Big Tex so I looked up his history.
Hahaha good. Big dumb asshole.
I've had a recurring dream where I'm on a roller coaster, specifically the great bear at HP, I get to the top of the incline and fall out of the chair. Fucking horrifying.
So did she tumble back through the rest of the cars and just inconvenience everyone on the way down?