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Woman offered sexual favors for Chicken McNuggets, police say

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  1. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Woman offered sexual favors for Chicken McNuggets, police say


    Please refrain from responding with the following words or phrases: Happy Meal, Whopper, "all white meat", "Have It Your Way", "You Deserve a Break Today", Fillet-o-fish
     
  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Pink slime?
     
  3. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    What dipping sauce was he offering?
     
  4. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Garlic butter sawwwww
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    If she was that hot she'd be in Bollywood movies.

    Pass....
     
  6. whiskeyguy

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    Would have been a little awkward if he admitted to the police he called that he had accepted the offer.
     
  7. THRILLHO

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    Well Chicken McNuggets are pretty good. I'd roll back a few foreskins if I didn't have the money to buy them.
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    You cheap whore. :icon_mrgr
     
  9. samurai

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    Tikka Masala*
    (* = Hot & Spicy)


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  10. Josh_R

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    No one has used "Special Sauce" yet?
     
  11. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    This story made me grimace.
     
  12. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    Did she shamrock shake her booty?
     
  13. LiddyRules

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    And now we've solved the mystery of the

    God damn it!! First response!

    Does anyone actually like Bollywood movies or is it just dumb chicks and guys wanting to seem cultured?
     
  14. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    The latter.
     
  15. Hudson

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    Before she took her Burka off..she confused customers who thought she was the hamburgle
    r.
     
  16. Jambi

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    What would she do for a Klondike bar?
     
  17. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    She'd let you go down on her McMuffin. :icon_eek:
     
  18. samurai

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  19. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    People in India maybe?
     
  20. Mags

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    She wanted his ten-piece.
     
  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    hmmmm.... she must not have been hot
     
  22. Lord Zero

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    Chicken McNuggets - Crack for the 21st century.
     
  23. LiddyRules

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    Do they even count as people?
     

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