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Woman steals 26 boxes of condoms.

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  1. mr. sin

    mr. sin Registered User

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    http://yourjewishnews.com/12410.aspx

    An accused Georgia shoplifter sent a mixed message about motherhood with her stolen swag. Alexandrea Brooks slipped inside a Walgreens in Marietta, Ga., and swiped a test to show when she was ovulating - along with 26 boxes of condoms, police said.
     
  2. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Maybe she heard they were discontinuing them?
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    She looks like a mud person. Good for her, we don't need more mongrels in the world.
     
  4. Hoffman

    Hoffman Guess who's back? Hoffman's back

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    Kind of like when Elaine Bennes purchased every single remaining diaphragm in New York city?
     
  5. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    They were sponges, not diaphragms.
     
  6. Hoffman

    Hoffman Guess who's back? Hoffman's back

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    Eh, whatever.
     
  7. FellowTraveler

    FellowTraveler Frank Reynolds is my hero

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    Rick Santorum frowns upon this.
     
  8. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    I didn't see in the article where it said the condoms were all Magnums
     
  9. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Sounds like an Ebay or Craigslist scam. Been a big increase of people and employees stealing stockpiles of stuff like this and then turning around and selling them for cheap on the internet.
     
  10. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    its easier than selling on the internet for these small-time thieves. Lots of convenience stores buy their inventory on the cheap this way.
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Coloreds aren't the only ones who use Magnums.
     
  12. THRILLHO

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    Yes. It would be cheaper in the long run to let her take all the condoms she wants. We don't need her turdlets running aroung causing trouble.
     
  13. Ballbuster1

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    I'll buy her a box of condoms if it keeps her from reproducing.

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  14. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    Hopefully that's her halloween mask and a fright wig. ^
     

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