Women driving men around, what the fuck?

Myhairygrundle

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What the fuck is with women driving men around? I have seen it more lately and it's stupid. It looks really gay if a woman drives a man on a date, etc.

My wife has driven me 4 times. Once to pick me up from the mechanic near the house, once to the ER, and twice I had surgery.

And if it's in a truck, even worse. Man up and drive the woman around!

Besides, men are better drivers.


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angrymissy

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And to think, today I left the house without my Burka on! Shit, I'm going to start riding in the trunk, I don't deserve a spot in the passenger seat.
 

CougarHunter

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And to think, today I left the house without my Burka on! Shit, I'm going to start riding in the trunk, I don't deserve a spot in the passenger seat.
You need to be in the passenger seat to better service your man.
 

norton23

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Odds are, the guy got his license suspended.
DING DING DING DING:action-sm Im one of those millions that has had his liscence taken away. The "melony's law," has absolutely EVERYTHING to do with what you are seeing= women driving men around.

That being said= my girlfriend of 7months has been driving me everywhere.....I feel like a pampered fancy man, I am loving it:icon_mrgr
 

flyerfan116

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what the fuck does it matter? My chick drives alot so whats the big deal? usually its because i don't let her smoke in my car and i don't like driving her car but what's it matter?
 

abudabit

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I don't mind having women drive me. But then I also get women to pay for the drinks on a first date. It's the naughts, not the fifties.
 

HummerTuesdays

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After he almost had 3 accidents in the span of 20 minutes, I refuse to let my step dad drive me anywhere. When I go out with him & my mom, she HAS to drive or I don't go.
 

Myhairygrundle

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I just think it's emasculating. It's a fact that women are worse drivers than men. Cunts in minivans with cell phones in their ears not paying attention to anything....

That's why they don't hire a lot of women to drive taxies.

The above is true because it's Fun Fact Tues.

The next thing you know they will want to vote.


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HummerTuesdays

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I just think it's emasculating. It's a fact that women are worse drivers than men. Cunts in minivans with cell phones in their ears not paying attention to anything....

That's why they don't hire a lot of women to drive taxies.

The above is true because it's Fun Fact Tues.

The next thing you know they will want to vote.


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I agree with it being emasculating.

Women don't drive taxis because they can't piss in a bottle between fares. They have to actively search for a decent restroom.

Those are my fun facts. :)
 

Chino Kapone

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Jun 10, 2005
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If im in a car with a woman, im driving. Period. She needs her hands and mouth to be free so she can molest me.
 

VersionX

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I normally drive my chick around, but if I don't feel like it, I won't. Let her use up her gas so I won't have to use mine. What's emasculating about a woman driving? I do less work and get to relax while responsibility falls on her. It's win-win!
 
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I normally drive my chick around, but if I don't feel like it, I won't. Let her use up her gas so I won't have to use mine. What's emasculating about a woman driving? I do less work and get to relax while responsibility falls on her. It's win-win!
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My chick drives about 40% of the time I'd say. I mean, we both have nice cars so it doesn't really matter on that end, it's just a who parked closer/who feels like driving thing.

Until it's time to come home, then it's like 99% me, 1% her... Martinis are strong and she's tiny.
 

blee

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Dec 9, 2004
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#18
The only time my wife drives me is when I am too drunk, hungover, or sick to drive.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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PFFFFT i let my old lady drive all the time, i hate driveing, i hate other drivers, now i do drive most of the time but i have no problem at all letting her drive, she's a decent driver
 

krisko

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#20
i absolutely HATE riding in the car with people. i just can't do it. the only time i would like to be driven is when i'm drunk. that's about it. women may be shitty drivers but i'm not. it's something about having to be in control...
 

Sinn Fein

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#21
I honestly am not really comfortable with someone else driving, no matter who it is. I drive alot for work, not as much now, but before I was averaging like 60-100K miles a year of work-related driving. Sometimes, I just don't feel like driving and my wife will drive and it really doesn't bother me, I just feel a lil' something in the pit of my stomach because I'm not in control I guess.
 

al885

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i get lazy and love to be driven around. why waste my gas?
 
Dec 25, 2005
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I can be a bit of a control freak.. I like to drive. When girlfriends drove I really didn't mind in this sense..

I did feel like a loser while I didn't have a license though
 

bill333

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#24
I really don't give a shit one way or another. If the woman wants to drive, let her. I really think I'm going to have a stroke with all these asshats driving these days, so I'm able to relax a bit more. I do like to drive but my dick isn't going to fall off because a woman is driving.
 

Arc Lite

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I'd also prefer to drive myself. But my wife hates driving so it works out. I don't mind when she does though, it's kind of nice sometimes to just sit and chill.