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Won't You Be My Friend?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by SallieTomato, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    I kinda lacking in that department lately, what with my immeasurable hatred
    of the black "race", homos & thier ilk.

    It seems a lot of folks around me have let the kike-led media brainwash the fuck outta 'em,
    and, as such, look upon me as a pariah.

    So you see my dilemma: on the one hand, no one like me & on the other, I don't like them, either.

    Wait a minute ....
    That's not a dilemma, it's a fuckin' bonus!
    No matter: the end result's the same: I haven't any friends.
    So I come to you, Wackbaggers, hat in hand, asking you: won't you be my friend?

    I accept all comers.
    Except jiggaboos.
     
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  2. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Sure Friendo.
     
  3. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Me? No. God no. Not a chance. Not ever. But I bet phillyfranko will be. He's a friendly guy. I bet you'll get along famously.
     
  4. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Cool story bro.
     
  5. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    But you just said you hate gay people.













    See, I'm saying guys are going to blow their loads all over you. Which would be pretty gay, and that doesn't really make sense with you hating gay people, because of the semen. From men. Gay men.
     
  6. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    Mm-hmm, yes.

    I see your point.
     
  7. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    This asshole just wont take a hint. Stop fucking posting, dickface.
     
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  9. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    So what're we gonna do? See a movie? Yaaaay popcorn!
     
  10. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    [​IMG]
     
  11. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    OK, that tears it!
    You want me to stop contributing to Wackbag?
    You really want that?!?
    Fine!
    I'll stop.

    Meanie ....
     
  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Id rather your heart stop beating but Ill take what I can get.
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Christmas came early!
     
  14. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!
     
  15. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    Your old Leonard Nimoy avatar was the only tolerable thing about you.

    Disappear.
     
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  16. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    You like tents? I might know a guy...
     
  17. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    *POOF!*
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You've never contributed to Wackbag, just infested it.
     
  19. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    Here's the problem with the character of SallieTomato:

    The character is shitty, awful, and unfunny. The character doesn't add anything to the board, has never made anyone laugh, has never made any real connections with anyone. The character doesn't add interesting points, the character doesn't bring up funny topics... the character is literally engineered to contribute absolutely zero.

    But now we get into the catch-22 of it, which is the person behind SallieTomato is going all 'hardcore' and acting like the negative attention is a positive. "Everyone hates me, this is great!" proclaims the person behind the mask, "I'll be the heel of the message board, how edgy!"

    He looks at the message board, he sees us bust balls, sees the negativity that gets laughs on the O&A show, and decides he's going to provide that sort of entertainment. What he doesn't realize is that he's also a shitty heel. He's the Dink the Clown of Wackbag, some retarded fucking dwarf that we all groan when we see, who will never contribute anything of interest, value, or humor.
     
  20. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    crippledalbino's post should be on the front page whenever zagman76 decides to take down the bouncing email message.
     
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  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    na i hate all these mother fuckers, why should you be any better
     
  22. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    Well, just think about what I can offer in terms of charming reparteé.
    Is that not reason enough, I ask you?!?
     
  23. SallieTomato

    SallieTomato Here'sh The Thing

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    Well, of course it didn't start that way.
    I mean, just look at all of the LIKEs I got.

    But after one particularly brutal week of smashing, I shrugged my shoulders & thought:
    "Eh, I'll just go with it ...."

    Now, I'll be the first to admit that my stuff's nowhere near the level of a Jimmy/Vos/Bawby/Col "Cavalcade O' Hate".
    But I must take exception to your saying: "Not funny/trying to be edgy".
    I'm sure stuff I've said has elicited a chortle or two -- please don't ask me to cite examples --
    and I've already explained the "metamorphosis" -- "trying to be edgy" didn't even enter into it.

    The rest of what you say, I see why you might say it, but, for the most part it isn't true, really.
    But I gave you a LIKE for it anyways.
     
  24. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Hey I know a nice outdoor cafe in Brooklyn where we can nurture our budding friendship!
     
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  25. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Don't you know that the only way to make friends on Wackbag is to dare them to come to your paltalk room?
     

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