Won't You Be My Friend?

SallieTomato

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Jul 25, 2012
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#1
I kinda lacking in that department lately, what with my immeasurable hatred
of the black "race", homos & thier ilk.

It seems a lot of folks around me have let the kike-led media brainwash the fuck outta 'em,
and, as such, look upon me as a pariah.

So you see my dilemma: on the one hand, no one like me & on the other, I don't like them, either.

Wait a minute ....
That's not a dilemma, it's a fuckin' bonus!
No matter: the end result's the same: I haven't any friends.
So I come to you, Wackbaggers, hat in hand, asking you: won't you be my friend?

I accept all comers.
Except jiggaboos.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
Aug 25, 2010
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Me? No. God no. Not a chance. Not ever. But I bet phillyfranko will be. He's a friendly guy. I bet you'll get along famously.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
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Jan 12, 2010
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#5
I accept all comers.
But you just said you hate gay people.













See, I'm saying guys are going to blow their loads all over you. Which would be pretty gay, and that doesn't really make sense with you hating gay people, because of the semen. From men. Gay men.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#8
This asshole just wont take a hint. Stop fucking posting, dickface.
 

SallieTomato

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Jul 25, 2012
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#11
This asshole just wont take a hint.
Stop fucking posting, dickface.
OK, that tears it!
You want me to stop contributing to Wackbag?
You really want that?!?
Fine!
I'll stop.

Meanie ....
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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Feb 20, 2006
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#12
OK, that tears it!
You want me to stop contributing to Wackbag?
You really want that?!?
Fine!
I'll stop.

Meanie ....
Id rather your heart stop beating but Ill take what I can get.
 

Steve McQueen

heartless fuck
May 23, 2006
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#15
Your old Leonard Nimoy avatar was the only tolerable thing about you.

Disappear.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#18
OK, that tears it!
You want me to stop contributing to Wackbag?
You really want that?!?
Fine!
I'll stop.

Meanie ....
You've never contributed to Wackbag, just infested it.
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
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#19
Here's the problem with the character of SallieTomato:

The character is shitty, awful, and unfunny. The character doesn't add anything to the board, has never made anyone laugh, has never made any real connections with anyone. The character doesn't add interesting points, the character doesn't bring up funny topics... the character is literally engineered to contribute absolutely zero.

But now we get into the catch-22 of it, which is the person behind SallieTomato is going all 'hardcore' and acting like the negative attention is a positive. "Everyone hates me, this is great!" proclaims the person behind the mask, "I'll be the heel of the message board, how edgy!"

He looks at the message board, he sees us bust balls, sees the negativity that gets laughs on the O&A show, and decides he's going to provide that sort of entertainment. What he doesn't realize is that he's also a shitty heel. He's the Dink the Clown of Wackbag, some retarded fucking dwarf that we all groan when we see, who will never contribute anything of interest, value, or humor.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
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#21
na i hate all these mother fuckers, why should you be any better
 

SallieTomato

Here'sh The Thing
Jul 25, 2012
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Here's the problem with the character of SallieTomato:
The character is shitty, awful, and unfunny.
The character doesn't add anything to the board, has never made anyone laugh,
has never made any real connections with anyone.

The character doesn't add interesting points, the character doesn't bring up funny topics...
the character is literally engineered to contribute absolutely zero.

But now we get into the catch-22 of it, which is the person behind SallieTomato
is going all 'hardcore' and acting like the negative attention is a positive.

"Everyone hates me, this is great!" proclaims the person behind the mask,
"I'll be the heel of the message board, how edgy!"

He looks at the message board, he sees us bust balls, sees the negativity that gets laughs on the O&A show,
and decides he's going to provide that sort of entertainment.

What he doesn't realize is that he's also a shitty heel.
He's the Dink the Clown of Wackbag, some retarded fucking dwarf that we all groan when we see,
who will never contribute anything of interest, value, or humor.
Well, of course it didn't start that way.
I mean, just look at all of the LIKEs I got.

But after one particularly brutal week of smashing, I shrugged my shoulders & thought:
"Eh, I'll just go with it ...."

Now, I'll be the first to admit that my stuff's nowhere near the level of a Jimmy/Vos/Bawby/Col "Cavalcade O' Hate".
But I must take exception to your saying: "Not funny/trying to be edgy".
I'm sure stuff I've said has elicited a chortle or two -- please don't ask me to cite examples --
and I've already explained the "metamorphosis" -- "trying to be edgy" didn't even enter into it.

The rest of what you say, I see why you might say it, but, for the most part it isn't true, really.
But I gave you a LIKE for it anyways.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#24
Well, just think about what I can offer in terms of charming reparteé.
Is that not reason enough, I ask you?!?
Hey I know a nice outdoor cafe in Brooklyn where we can nurture our budding friendship!
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
Dec 9, 2004
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#25
Don't you know that the only way to make friends on Wackbag is to dare them to come to your paltalk room?