Words You Won't Hear a Man Say to A Woman

meanmarv

"café con piernas"
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#1
"Please don't swallow"
 

Tax Payer

finaly something that offends white people
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#2
don't clean the kitchen, and go spend some of my money
 

Tax Payer

finaly something that offends white people
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#4
I'm sorry for the black eye
 

FellowTraveler

Frank Reynolds is my hero
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#5
thats ok...i didnt wan to put in your ass anyway...lets cuddle.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
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#8
No, no, ill go down on you. Its your turn anyway.
 
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ryan0e

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#9
Yes, I'm positive the kid is mine. We should get married.
 

jeffie lol

Hiding behind a keyboard
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#10
Do you need me to pick up some tampons while Im out?
 

FAZ8218

Good eeeeeeeevening.
Wackbag Staff
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#12
Let's invite your friends over and watch Sex and the City.
 
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#13
My cock's too big for that sweetie, I don't want to hurt you.
 

Baggy Spandex

This stinks and I don't like it.
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#14
I love you, I swear on my car.
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
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#16
Let's talk about your day.
 

krisko

Mrs. Fuckin Funny
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#17
why don't you drive

sure i'll hang out with you and your girlfriends

no, we don't have to watch football this week
 

topher520

learnings for queers
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#18
I NEVER think of fucking one of your friends...that would be gross and Wierd.
 

abudabit

New Wackbag
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#20
Phlangax Zeeblebrock!
 
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#21
sure you can keep the house and half of the assets
 

Turtle

WACKBAGGER
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#22
Your pussy is way to wet and tight.
 

wowgrl

O and A's girl
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#23
I got your engagement ring from Tiffany's, not Grand Central Station.

Linnnggerrr Longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
 
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#24
Of course I bought this dildo brand new. I'm not cheap.
 

Turtle

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#25
Your cunt smells magnificent!
 
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