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Hoffman

Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
Sep 28, 2006
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#1
Kill a man to have anal sex with his corpse?

Is that gay, or is that hot?
 

Tax Payer

finaly something that offends white people
Apr 3, 2007
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#11
why don't you have anal with him before you kill him, and then after so you can compare... that way it becomes a science experiment and it is no longer gay
 

IsThatATrain ?

Some things look better with a few dents in them.
Apr 27, 2005
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#15
Do what I do...er...I mean...what Jeffrey Dahmer did....drill a little hole in their skull, and pour in a little battery acid. This way, they'll stay alive for a few days so you can get a little mileage out of 'em before you have to kill them. Just saying.
 
Nov 29, 2006
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#16
Try buying him a drink, you might not have to kill him. Just sayin'.