WTF..I want one of my co-workers to shut up

Debbie1125

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This lady in my department is retiring in May and she never fails to mention that fact every day of the week, especially the fact that she won't have to get up early. Anything said that is work related gets a response that goes something like this "well, I won't be putting up with that much longer because I'm retiring in May".............so............

ENOUGH ABOUT THE RETIRMENT. We get it. ::hammer:
 

MJMANDALAY

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May what? Whats the date? You can throw her a party.
 

HummerTuesdays

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I'd start a visible count down calendar. When asked, just reply, "I'm waiting for the day that I no longer have to hear you whine."
 

THE FEZ MAN

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I'd start a visible count down calendar. When asked, just reply, "I'm waiting for the day that I no longer have to hear you whine."
and i can take your parking space.......
just keep in mind that most people that retire usually die with in a few years of retiring
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Countdown the days till you're rid of the CUNT. Loudly, too.
 

gleet

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#8
Mention in May she will be five months closer to her death.
 

Debbie1125

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#9
I could get a bird cage and put it over her head, then when she starts talking I'll throw a towel over the cage............blahblahblah, towel, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Linger longer
 

blee

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#10
Every time she mentions her retirement just say that that day can't come soon enough.
 

Ren5150

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Tell her "You are so lucky, now you can lay in bed and get huge fat cocks slammed up your ass all day long." Smile and walk away. If she agrees, PM me her #.

Thanks.
 

izzy izkowitz

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just have "retire" be the secret word of the day. whenever somebody says the secret word of the day you just scream real loud.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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Be grateful that you've got a deadline ... there's this one woman in my office who is always talking about how she can't wait to retire, blah blah blah Meantime, she's at least 5 or 6 years away from retiring. SHUT. UP. ALREADY.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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ohhh, that's worse than talking about retiring :haha7:
The good thing is that the people who are actually exciting about voting for that harpy are all in New York and Massachusetts. Fuck those states on election day.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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The good thing is that the people who are actually exciting about voting for that harpy are all in New York and Massachusetts. Fuck those states on election day.
HEY!!! I'm in New York and I'm not voting for her. Then again, I'm irrelevant according to at least one person here. Come to think of it though, I don't know anyone who is voting for her. Maybe I need some liberal friends :haha7:
 

Sinn Fein

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Hatred of Hillary is universal and crosses party lines and political philosophies... Just as many of what she considers "her own people" dislike her as much people of opposing political views (such as myself). She can't win.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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I hope the office cunt's pension is cut or 401(k) tanks and she has to get a part time job to cover daily expenses. Retirement isn't what it used to be.
 

Debbie1125

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#24
I got a woman in my job who says she can't wait to vote for Hillary. I just want her to shut the fuck up!
X2 Definitely worse

I love when Ant imitates Hillary. "we will bring healthcare to every American...ack ack ack ack"