WTF is this?

mascan42

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This thing started growing on my nose in the past week. At first i thought it was a pimple growing under the skin, but now I don't know what to think. Is it a mole? A wart? I don't want to start putting shit on it unless I know what I'm doing.

 

THE FEZ MAN

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i think you should lance it with a dirty razor blade
 

TallBaby

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just looks like maybe an infected/irritated pimple. Does it hurt or itch or anything? If so, might wanna see a dermatologist just to be safe.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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It looks like a blind pimple that's just not ready to come to a head yet. Don't squeeze it (I get them and they annoy the crap out of me but hurt like hell when you try to squeeze 'em).

Keep your face as clean as you can and use an astringent which will help dry it up. If you don't see an improvement by like Thursday, I'd see a dermatologist.
 

MAV

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looks like cancer, you should cut your nose off to keep it from spreading
 

Simby19

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I guess I'm done eating strawberries...
 

Sinn Fein

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A hot compress will help bring it to a head. Then proceed with normal pimple-related procedures.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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A hot compress will help bring it to a head. Then proceed with normal pimple-related procedures.
oh and make sure to get it on video when that monster esplodes :icon_mrgr
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i used to get them on my ear lobes that were completely disgusting, over night they would go from red dot to ear lobe full of puss, when i would pop them i could shoot goo at least 2ft onto the mirror, its so satisfying popping a zit that has been irritating you for weeks
 

gleet

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Spite your face.
 

pure_waves

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consult a health care professional rather than wackbag, thats the best advice i can offer :action-sm
 

Kris_LTRMa

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consult a health care professional rather than wackbag, thats the best advice i can offer :action-sm
why spend the money on a health care professional? he's got all the amateur help he needs right here :icon_wink


seriously mascan, if by Thursday the sucker hasn't come to a head, see a dermatologist. Depending on how long the sucker's been percolating, it should be ready to go by then though.
 

demonseed

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It looks like a blind pimple, but you might want to have it checked by the fine medical professionals at the next "what the hell is that"