OK it's my own fault but I'm not above dishing out a few FUs First, FU to parking garages in midtown Manhattan that close at 1am. I went out to dinner with colleagues, show up at 1:40am to pick up the car and lo and behold, the street's deserted save for me, the cockroaches and a couple of whores. Second, FU to the savages driving cabs that don't know where the fuck the Whitestone Parkway in Queens is (I was staying out there for the week). It took four tries before I got someone who knew where this was. We're not talking about miles away here. Hey, at least I just had to get to Queens. If I were going back to NW Jersey I'd still be looking for a cab. Or sleeping on the street with the cockroaches. Third, FU to me for not noticing the sign at the garage that said they closed at 1am. Double FU to me for being that stupid and having to shell out $97 the next day to get the car out of the garage. Oh, and a bonus FU to bars in Manhattan for charging $12-$15 for one cocktail. Just because you're having a few drinks in NYC doesn't mean you're an options trader pulling down a seven figure salary. And the drinks barely have any alcohol in it...hey it's not like most of the people there were driving, why make such weak drinks. WHAT...THE....FUCK???