WTF: The Grapes/Raisins Controversy

Raisins or Grapes

  • I like Grapes!

    Votes: 20 25.3%
  • I like Raisins!

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • I like both!

    Votes: 51 64.6%
  • I hate both!

    Votes: 5 6.3%

  • Total voters
    79

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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What the F is with those people who like raisins and don't like grapes. Those people are crazy!

I like grapes and hate raisins. I despise raisins.

And let me be first to make the:
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seeinred

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#2
Yeah, it seems more normal to hate raisins than grapes. I think they're both delicious, but grapes are definitely better.
 

JohnnyRed

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WHAT THE FUCK?

Everytime we see something advertised Rasins we expect rasins to be in it, like rasin bread, or rasin bran but whenever something is "Grape something" it always means its flavored with that fucking purple sugar Lik-a-made shit the ice cream man used to sell its not like theres real grapes in it.

WHAT THE FUCK?
 
Feb 20, 2006
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#5
Raisins are like rabbit turds. Taste like'm too.

To people that don't like grapes I say; what the F?
 

Dicktator

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Feb 11, 2006
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#6
What the F... is with crasins.
They're not even raisins, just dried up cranberries that look like raisins.

What the F...
 

Hogmeister

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i think im gay, i like green grapes.. and i like raisins, i don't like the regular ole grapes tho :)
 

The Stormrider

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I like grapes.

Eating raisins by themselves is kinda gross. But raisin bread, raisin bagels, and raisins in your salad are all great.
 

Plunkies

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Jun 28, 2006
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Raisins and grapes taste completely different. I don't think it's unreasonable that someone would like one and not the other. What the F?
 

weeniewawa

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May 21, 2005
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#10
i think im gay, i like green grapes.. and i like raisins, i don't like the regular ole grapes tho :)
raisins are made from green thompson seedless grapes
I don't see how anybody would eat them,if they saw how they are made.
They pick them and lay them out of paper in the dirt between the rows of vines for up to weeks at a time and occasionally flipping them over. The birds peck and shit on them, cars and trucks driving by blast dust on them ooohhh yummy. Oh and I forgot to add, they are all handled by disease carrying insurgents
 

DeltaPin

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Feb 17, 2005
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#12
What the F... is with crasins.
They're not even raisins, just dried up cranberries that look like raisins.

What the F...
Thus, then is the reason for the different name. :D

I like both grapes & raisins. Both tasty goodness.

I prefer red grapes over green.
 

LiLJimmysHog

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Dec 18, 2005
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What the F... is with crasins.
They're not even raisins, just dried up cranberries that look like raisins.

What the F...

Yeah....WTF is up with that. You know what the big corporations are trying to do. They are trying to create an intergrated, conglomerated MONGREL fruit snack. BOTH SNACKS WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!
 

Hoffman

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Sep 28, 2006
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#15
Hate raisins.

Love grapes, especially when they are fermented, aged for two years in an oak barrel and another 10-15 in the bottle.
 

tonypop

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I eat both grapes and raisins by the handful.
 

NotSoFast

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Apr 23, 2006
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#17
WHAT THE FUCK?

Everytime we see something advertised Rasins we expect rasins to be in it, like rasin bread, or rasin bran but whenever something is "Grape something" it always means its flavored with that fucking purple sugar Lik-a-made shit the ice cream man used to sell its not like theres real grapes in it.

WHAT THE FUCK?
Because once grapes are off the vine for a while, they turn into raisins. You can't have real grapes in anything unless it's pretty fresh.
 

Hoffman

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#18
Because once grapes are off the vine for a while, they turn into raisins. You can't have real grapes in anything unless it's pretty fresh.
You realize grapes don't become raisins JUST by taking them off the vine right? They actually have to be dried out (either by sun or a dehydrator).
 

Goober

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#19
Raisins are for old people, and grapes are for wine.

Try the Wine
 

Hoffman

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Sep 28, 2006
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#21
Me? -
Love ketchup
Hate tomatoes

Sort of the same dumbness as the grapes/raisins debate
I'm the same way only throw tomato soup in there. Can't stand raw tomatoes for the life of me though.
 
Aug 12, 2005
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#23
I enjoy both but, grapes over raisins.