WWE PO-vember 2008

Jimmy's Dignity

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Well...no one really watches Smackdown, and since Raw is the flagship, it shall begin the new thread for Povember

Here's to hoping that tonight's Raw doesn't stink

Has nothing to do with the WWE as far as the month October goes, and even though it is technically Povember now, I just have to say, that due to an internet presale, and my friend waking up in time,


I'M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA 24!!!!
congrats, I hope it rains and you see someone get Droz'd
 

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Is there a reason this is "one night only"? What the fuck is to stop them from teaming again? Fucking lame.
 

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And when did Hornswaggle go from angry midget to happy midget? Did that happen before he was the illegitimate kid? Did I need to watch Smackdown for that plot point?
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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I'm thinking we're gonna see face HHH & face HBK, but for a change they're not going to be in the same plotline (for a change)

I think he was turning from angry midget to "mischevious midget" right before the Illegitimate Child angle
 

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So is the writers strike on Raw too, since their reading the scripts
 

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hahahaha, "Yes that is a midget between my legs...."

Boogieman & Hornswaggle in DX? I sure as shit hope Khali doesn't try to talk


atx...I'm pretty sure the WWE writers aren't on strike, they weren't good enough to get into the Writer's Guild
 

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Where the hell is Fake Sting when you need him?
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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Oh Noes! HHH is gonna get fired, he did a stereotypical Indian voice!!!


Why isn't Khali beating people up? Did he pull a face-turn or something?
 

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Oh Noes! HHH is gonna get fired, he did a stereotypical Indian voice!!!


Why isn't Khali beating people up? Did he pull a face-turn or something?
Nah, its just for this witty angle or probably just segment.

Kinda like the semi-Umaga face turn. Although that got undone when he was suspended.
 

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Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for my DP of Katie Vick.
 

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hahahahahahahahaha

a fucking Katie Vick reference!!!

heh...definitely liked the "Nobody writes this crap...they're on strike" line
 

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x3 for Katie Vick
 

atxklown

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So is the writers strike on Raw too, since their reading the scripts
atx...I'm pretty sure the WWE writers aren't on strike, they weren't good enough to get into the Writer's Guild
yeah that's the joke now after watching the rest of the bit

I wonder if the next Jericho promo has "Now that was funny Jimmy" in it?
 

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hahahahahahahahaha

a fucking Katie Vick reference!!!

heh...definitely liked the "Nobody writes this crap...they're on strike" line
i flipped over during a heroes commercial break and caught that. the katie line made me think of all the asses here because i thought we were the only ones who remembered/acknowledged/referenced her.

btw, i checked out jericho's site and saw his book tour ends 11/15 and SS is 11/18? hmmm...........


and JD, as for the SS spoiler you posted,
:clap:for an old school SS match
:puke:for the members of the heel team

viscera should try doing about 20 minutes "bodyrock"

"perhaps more than that ratedR"

LINGER LONGER-EH!
 

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Sooo...what's up with this extra long Jeff Hardy promo, did he win a title or die or something? "whaa"

I'd love it if Jericho's first promo back had something about that blow up with Jimmy
 

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Sooo...what's up with this extra long Jeff Hardy promo, did he win a title or die or something? "whaa"
You couldn't tell by the hair and the gay ass gyrations?

HIV.
 

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Ok, I don't mind Mysterio, but am I the only one rooting for him to break his leg in front of his kid?
 

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someone get that boy some chicken soup & asprin STAT!!


:yuck2: Did I really just hear JR call Mysterio "the biggest little guy around" or was it the other way around?

okay, we can cut the spoiler tags...

Survivor Series Match
  1. Triple H
  2. Jeff Hardy
  3. Matt Hardy
  4. Kane
  5. Rey Mysterio
VS.
  1. Umaga
  2. Mr. Kennedy
  3. MVP
  4. Big Daddy V
  5. Finlay

if Mysterio winds up being the sole survivor, I'll hate it

Ok, I don't mind Mysterio, but am I the only one rooting for him to break his leg in front of his kid?
dare I use a second Droz reference in one page of wrestling?
 

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If they throw in Sparkky Hardcore Holly in that match I'll be confused in who's the blonde wrestling who
 

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I do hope that if someone does get drozed while I am live at Wrestlemania, it is either Rey, or Cena
 

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dare I use a second Droz reference in one page of wrestling?
I had it there but went a little softer because I'm a weak pussy who as much as I want to see Oscar get a punch in the face I wouldn't want to put him through not only seeing his father get paralyzed but then the subsequent ordeal of having to wheel him around and wash his mask for him.
 

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I do hope that if someone does get drozed while I am live at Wrestlemania, it is either Rey, or Cena
Well, since Cena probably won't be wrestling you are going to have to insert Orton into that one.