WYHI (Would You Hit It): Miss Canada finalist used to have a swinging dick.

Would you hit it, knowing she used to be a dude?


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VMS

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this Miss Canada finalist used to be a boy

A 23-year-old named Jenna Talackova was a finalist in the Canadian Miss Universe pageant, until today, when they discovered that she was born a boy and then had a sex-change operation when she was 19. And you can’t have a bikini contest with a girl who is technically 4. Well you can but you get in a lot of trouble.

“Jenna Talackova from Vancouver, British Columbia, will not compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada competition because she did not meet the requirements to compete despite having stated otherwise on her entry form,” the pageant organization said Friday in a statement. “We do, however, respect her goals, determination and wish her the best.”
Eligibility requirements indicate that a contestant must be female and never have been married or pregnant.
I’m surprised R. Kelly doesn’t date more girl like this. He could legally bang a vagina that’s 4 years old.






 

Hate & Discontent

Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?
Aug 22, 2005
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That face does kinda scream tranny...
 
Dec 8, 2004
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Ummm I like my women to actually have hips... well that and not an inside out cock...
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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I'd stick it in shim's inside out penis pouch.
 

Konstantin K

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So she doesn't even have a cock anymore? It's a no-brainer.
 

BIV

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No, I don't care what operation it has had, it's still a man.

The fucker might be able to (would likely) fool me though.

No. And not because of the fake Vag. I like my women to weigh between 174-200lbs. Not 90lbs.
So fucking a dude doesn't bother you but shim not being a fatty does. Gotcha.
 

VMS

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No. And not because of the fake Vag. I like my women to weigh between 174-200lbs. Not 90lbs.
You would rather fuck Chastity Bono (either before or after her/his surgery) than this shim.

Ok.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
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Are you the Wackbag poster formerly known as ScottFromGa?
I remember the grand smashings I gave that fucking retard. I miss him around. Kirk just isn't the same.

She's a 'wee bit' bigger than even 200lbs.

So fucking a dude doesn't bother you but shim not being a fatty does. Gotcha.
How you drew that parallel is beyond me. I like women that are shapely, not scrawny like what's-it's-sex up top there. A little padding is yay. A bunch of rolls is nay.


You would rather fuck Chastity Bono (either before or after her/his surgery) than this shim.

Ok.
Nope. As Chastity looks like a Guy.
 

BIV

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How you drew that parallel is beyond me. I like women that are shapely, not scrawny like what's-it's-sex up top there. A little padding is yay. A bunch of rolls is nay.
200 is not shapely. 150 is shapely. 200 is FAT.
 

Chino Kapone

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Fucked much worse.
 

VMS

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Quick question for the snowbacks:

64 finalsts???? She was one of 64 finalists according to this article.

Just how are your beauty pageants run up there? Don't you only have like four provinces, anyway? How the fuck do you have 64 finalists? Does each province take 15 of its hottest chicks/shims and throw them up there, or is it an at-large kind of contest?

And why the fuck do I care how the snowbacks run their pageants anyway? Stupid reading something and getting curious. This is why reading is for fags.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
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200 is not shapely. 150 is shapely. 200 is FAT.
*shrugs* Then we've different ideas of 'Fat' when mixed with other factors like Height.

And why the fuck do I care how the snowbacks run their pageants anyway? Stupid reading something and getting curious.
Was going to be my first question.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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Apparently we have at least three fags in this thread.