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Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#1
Panhandlers... how do you deal with them?

-Ignore them.

-Throw them a few shekels.

-Douse them in gasoline and set them ablaze.

-Pee in their butts.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#3
I used to have to go into areas for work where I'd get hassled for spare change by some crackheads or whatever.

If it was like Wednesday, I'd tell them I was tapped out until payday on Friday. Otherwise, I'd tell them that I didn't carry cash on me when I am out working because I got robbed once.
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#4
Ignore (but I'm never a dick about it)
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#7
A bleeding heart girl I used to date would give money to every fucking bum on the street. It drove me crazy. She asked me why I didn't give money to panhandlers... I told her, "For the same reason I don't feed the pigeons. Why would I want to encourage the proliferation of filthy, disease-spreading creatures?"

She was all aghast... she was like, "Would you rather they just starve to death?" To which I replied, "You actually think you're feeding these people when you give them money?"

I suggested she get a bunch of McDonald's gift certificates and hand them out if she was really about feeding the homeless.

She did, and a couple months later I asked her how it was going with the gift certificates... she looked down all sheepishly and admitted, "They don't want them."

You don't say? As starving as they are? That's a real shocker. :icon_roll
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#8
A bleeding heart girl I used to date would give money to every fucking bum on the street. It drove me crazy. She asked me why I didn't give money to panhandlers... I told her, "For the same reason I don't feed the pigeons. Why would I want to encourage the proliferation of filthy, disease-spreading creatures?"

She was all aghast... she was like, "Would you rather they just starve to death?" To which I replied, "You actually think you're feeding these people when you give them money?"

I suggested she get a bunch of McDonald's gift certificates and hand them out if she was really about feeding the homeless.

She did, and a couple months later I asked her how it was going with the gift certificates... she looked down all sheepishly and admitted, "They don't want them."

You don't say? As starving as they are? That's a real shocker. :icon_roll
I got that email too.

Oh, and I ignore them
 

sbrainb

Go suck a bag of dicks.
#9
I ignore them.

For some reason, where I work on 5th ave, the bums and panhandlers seem to be of the more mentally unstable variety as opposed to, say, the uptown bums.
 

maz

TRueWDTer
#10
pointed a gun at a windshield washer guy once
the look on his face was priceless
then he uttered
"that thing is live , ain't it"

my windshield didn't get cleaned that day
 

Newmania

**I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.
#11
There are shitloads of bums in Detroit. If usuallly ignore them. There are a few that I've seen for years, and stupid as it sounds I actally know them now. I chat with them and give them a little dough.
 
#12
I give one bum a year 10$ or so, thats my contribution that I make. I just only give one random bum a lot.
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#13
My ex used to, whenever some bum would ask for money so they could eat, she wouldn't actually give them money, but would offer to buy them a little something to eat. Suprisingly, most of them would respond "no thanks". A real shocker there.
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#14




I only give money to bums if they can impress me. For instance, I saw one bum drumming on trash cans and lids, and he was very talented. So, I gave him 5 dollars.

If a bum can't prove his/her worth in society, they don't get any money.
 

BCH

Doesn't need your acknowledgement on Twitter
Wackbag Staff
#15
What panhandlers?
 

norton23

Opie And Anthony Always Win In The End
#21
I think





you should just give them a quarter or they may shoot your groin:icon_mrgr
 
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