Yo... lemme get fitty cent.

Creasy Bear

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Panhandlers... how do you deal with them?

-Ignore them.

-Throw them a few shekels.

-Douse them in gasoline and set them ablaze.

-Pee in their butts.
 

Sinn Fein

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I used to have to go into areas for work where I'd get hassled for spare change by some crackheads or whatever.

If it was like Wednesday, I'd tell them I was tapped out until payday on Friday. Otherwise, I'd tell them that I didn't carry cash on me when I am out working because I got robbed once.
 

Creasy Bear

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A bleeding heart girl I used to date would give money to every fucking bum on the street. It drove me crazy. She asked me why I didn't give money to panhandlers... I told her, "For the same reason I don't feed the pigeons. Why would I want to encourage the proliferation of filthy, disease-spreading creatures?"

She was all aghast... she was like, "Would you rather they just starve to death?" To which I replied, "You actually think you're feeding these people when you give them money?"

I suggested she get a bunch of McDonald's gift certificates and hand them out if she was really about feeding the homeless.

She did, and a couple months later I asked her how it was going with the gift certificates... she looked down all sheepishly and admitted, "They don't want them."

You don't say? As starving as they are? That's a real shocker. :icon_roll
 

CM Mark

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A bleeding heart girl I used to date would give money to every fucking bum on the street. It drove me crazy. She asked me why I didn't give money to panhandlers... I told her, "For the same reason I don't feed the pigeons. Why would I want to encourage the proliferation of filthy, disease-spreading creatures?"

She was all aghast... she was like, "Would you rather they just starve to death?" To which I replied, "You actually think you're feeding these people when you give them money?"

I suggested she get a bunch of McDonald's gift certificates and hand them out if she was really about feeding the homeless.

She did, and a couple months later I asked her how it was going with the gift certificates... she looked down all sheepishly and admitted, "They don't want them."

You don't say? As starving as they are? That's a real shocker. :icon_roll
I got that email too.

Oh, and I ignore them
 

sbrainb

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I ignore them.

For some reason, where I work on 5th ave, the bums and panhandlers seem to be of the more mentally unstable variety as opposed to, say, the uptown bums.
 

maz

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#10
pointed a gun at a windshield washer guy once
the look on his face was priceless
then he uttered
"that thing is live , ain't it"

my windshield didn't get cleaned that day
 

Newmania

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There are shitloads of bums in Detroit. If usuallly ignore them. There are a few that I've seen for years, and stupid as it sounds I actally know them now. I chat with them and give them a little dough.
 
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I give one bum a year 10$ or so, thats my contribution that I make. I just only give one random bum a lot.
 

kloraferm

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My ex used to, whenever some bum would ask for money so they could eat, she wouldn't actually give them money, but would offer to buy them a little something to eat. Suprisingly, most of them would respond "no thanks". A real shocker there.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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I only give money to bums if they can impress me. For instance, I saw one bum drumming on trash cans and lids, and he was very talented. So, I gave him 5 dollars.

If a bum can't prove his/her worth in society, they don't get any money.
 

BCH

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#15
What panhandlers?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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ummm. what do you think?
 

norton23

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I think





you should just give them a quarter or they may shoot your groin:icon_mrgr