You know you're Italian when!!!!!

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#1
OK This is so f-ing funny you guys will love this.........


1.You owned or drive a Mustang/IROC/ Trans Am/Firebird/Monte Carlo/Cutlass Supreme/Regal with either Playboy door locks, Fuzzy Dice, Disco Ball, and/or a Bow with streamers on the rear view mirror.
2.You still cruise the major strips.
3.A Sergio Tacchini jumpsuit is still in your closet.
4.Weekly tickets for tinted windows.
5.Dippity-Do Gel was a high commodity.
6.Field 4 at Jones beach was the only section you went to.
7.You parked your car wherever you wanted and didn't care.
8.You owned a satin jacket with your neighborhood inscribed on the back of it.
9.Z Cavaricci pants with the Funky Z Belt.
10.The songs " When I hear music" and "Play it at your own Risk" was your National Anthem.
11.Pink (Chams) Shirts on guys were cool.
12.You were considered a fire hazard at work/school, because of the Hairspray and Cologne/Perfume.
13.Drakkar! Drakkar! Drakkar! and Paco Rabanne too!
14.You listened to Bon Jovi.
15.A Jewish guy would wear a Gold Cross.
16.Saw TKA at least 8 times.
17.The UC at St. John's University was considered a Club.
18.You thought that anyone that didn't go to your school was a Nerd.
19.Bass Wars! Always had to top someone's stereo system.
20.Italian Feasts were like National Holidays. Had a Psycho Girlfriend or Boyfriend.
21.If you weren't Italian, You never revealed your last name.
22.You loved your White Decks (Keds) Baggy Sox on Guys were cool.
23.You cried when Hot 97 turned to all Rap.
24.You called everyone you knew when KTU came back.
25.The Godfather, Goodfellas, and Rocky are your favorite movies.
26.The theme to Rocky still brings chills to your body.
27.Wind Tunnel tested hair dos.
28.Black Leather jackets could be worn 24/7.
29.You were the first person on your block to have a beeper.
30.You called everyone Bro. or Cuz.
31.Dated someone named Tony or Maria.
32.Gold Plated License frames.
33.Annoying Neon Lights around your license plates.
34.Someone stalked you and you stalked someone.
35.Guidette Fights were better than Mike Tyson Fights.
36.You knew a guy named Billy Keegan that could kick everyone's ass including Mike Tyson.
37.You tied Sneaker Laces around your head.
38.1018/Emerald City/Paleds/ Montanas/Metro 700/ Club G/ Zacharys and Jamz.
39.Let's not forget Avantis on Bell Blvd.
40.French Fries w/ Mozzarella with Brown Gravy on the side at 4 AM was a balanced breakfast at any Greek Diner.
41.Had a song inscripted on the back of your car or back windshield.
42.Ex: Dreaming of Love/ Hooked on You.
43.Girls sucked beer through a straw.
44.Didn't believe that Andrew "Dice" Clay wasn't Italian.
45.Marlboros and Newports were essential club gear.
46.Still have Mixed Tapes.
47.Danced in a circle at a club which resembled a bad Kung-Fu fight.
48.Claimed to have had sex with every fine girl.
49.Still own a 12" single on Vinyl.
50.Carried a Hair Brush in your back pocket.
51.Picked up girls by simply sayin "YO".
52.You chewed gum like a cow.
53.Girls had to bring a change of clothes in your car, because if your father saw what you were wearing he would kill you!
54.One handed drivin' ,tinted windows half down, Music blasting with the passenger's foot out the window.
55.If you were walking on 11th.
.Ave in NYC in your Guidette Club Gear, you would be arrested for prostitution.
.56.Started each sentence with " Not 4 Nothin But".
.57.Spent Memorial Day, 4th of July, and Labor Day in the Hamptons or Jersey Shore for the last 10 Years.
58.Chess King and Just Shirts were your favorite stores.
59.Mandee's for the girls.
60.You still see the same people at all the clubs from 10 years ago and they're still wearin the same shit.
61.White T-Shirts and a black Cardigan was considered dressing up.
62.Sported a Fat rope chain and Dog tag with your name on it, A Playboy with Star Diamond Cuts.
63.A O was a mating call.
64.Wore a trench coat.
65.Diners were better than clubs.
66.Your father always had a sauce stain on his shirt... AKA... Guinea T.
67.Your mother always wore a bandana in her hair when she cooked.
68.Diamond Stud Earrings!
69.Rolled up your shorts to tour balls.
70.Came home smelling like cigarettes no matter where you went.
71.Lost your virginity to a girl named Stacey.
72.Lost your virginity to a guy named Vinny.
73.Your buddies were always grabbin your balls and feelin your Ass.
74.Stickball and Whiffle Ball were considered a sport.
75.You fell in love with the shot girl and bought all her shots for your friends.
76.You bought or were bought a Rose at a club.. Peelin out was Cool.
77.You can hear your buddies pickin you up 3 blocks away, from the loud music in their car.
78.Girls wore makeup to the gym and guys didn't sweat.



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Shut And Never Rat On Your Friends.
F-ING TOOL HEAD ASS C
DTA Don't Trust Anyone (said By Stone Cold 3:16)
Just Say No To Marrige
 

Guido

If you're going through hell........KEEP GOING!!!
#2
AHHHHHH...the good ole days.....Half that stuff is still tru....ok...alittle less then half
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#3
I know what you mean......
this is nuts when I saw that cause it brought back some memories for me hee hee<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm30.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm29.gif" border=0>

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"Always Keep Your Mouth
Shut And Never Rat On Your Friends.
F-ING TOOL HEAD ASS C
DTA Don't Trust Anyone (said By Stone Cold 3:16)
Just Say No To Marrige

<font size="1" color=000000>Edited on 03-05-2001 by: FOFOLINA.</font>
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#4
LOL...I think you just described my whole family to a T lmao

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"Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck a duck.Screw a kangaroo.Finger an arangatang...an orgy at the zoo!"
"She's a slut...BONNNNNG!"
 
#5
I have seen this list before i got it in an e-mail one time at work.
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#6
Ya I found this on a website I thought it was funny.

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"Always Keep Your Mouth
Shut And Never Rat On Your Friends.
F-ING TOOL HEAD ASS C
DTA Don't Trust Anyone (said By Stone Cold 3:16)
Just Say No To Marrige
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#7
damn straight it's funny lmao, it's soo funny because it's basically true!

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"Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck a duck.Screw a kangaroo.Finger an arangatang...an orgy at the zoo!"
"She's a slut...BONNNNNG!"
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#8
3.A Sergio Tacchini jumpsuit is still in your closet.
6.Field 4 at Jones beach was the only section you went to.
9.Z Cavaricci pants with the Funky Z Belt.
12.You were considered a fire hazard at work/school, because of the Hairspray and Cologne/Perfume.
14.You listened to Bon Jovi.
20.Italian Feasts were like National Holidays. .
21.If you weren't Italian, You never revealed your last name.
22.You loved your White Decks (Keds) Baggy Sox on Guys were cool.
23.You cried when Hot 97 turned to all Rap.
24.You called everyone you knew when KTU came back.
25.The Godfather, Goodfellas, and Rocky are your favorite movies.
31.Dated someone named Tony
35.Guidette Fights were better than Mike Tyson Fights.
36.You knew a guy named Billy Keegan that could kick everyone's ass including Mike Tyson.
40.French Fries w/ Mozzarella with Brown Gravy on the side at 4 AM was a balanced breakfast at any Greek Diner.
42.Ex: Dreaming of Love

44.Didn't believe that Andrew "Dice" Clay wasn't Italian.
45.Marlboros and Newports were essential club gear.
46.Still have Mixed Tapes.
47.Danced in a circle at a club which resembled a bad Kung-Fu fight.
50.Carried a Hair Brush in your back pocket.
52.You chewed gum like a cow.
.56.Started each sentence with " Not 4 Nothin But".
.57.Spent Memorial Day, 4th of July, and Labor Day in the Jersey Shore for the last 10 Years.
59.Mandee's for the girls.
64.Wore a trench coat.
65.Diners were better than clubs.
77.You can hear your buddies pickin you up 3 blocks away, from the loud music in their car.
78.Girls wore makeup to the gym and guys didn't sweat.


Well out of all of this shit all of it is true on me and still goig thru it damn it is nuts how i can so relate to half of this shit

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"Always Keep Your Mouth
Shut And Never Rat On Your Friends.
F-ING TOOL HEAD ASS C
DTA Don't Trust Anyone (said By Stone Cold 3:16)
Just Say No To Marrige
 
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