Your gayest Starbucks order?

ShooterMcGavin

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Absolutely's thread gave me an idea.

What's the gayest thing you've ordered at Starbucks?

I once had an iced Thai latte and a muffin.

The only redeeming part of my order was that I said "medium" and not "grande."
 

THE FEZ MAN

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a cock in my ass.......
 

CM Mark

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I was on the phone with my mother one time when I went into Starbucks. I placed my normal order, a Venti Caramel Frappacinno, extra caramel. My mom's reaction to hearing me say this was, and I'm not making this up,

"I didn't know you were gay. When did you finally realize it?"
 

THE FEZ MAN

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I was on the phone with my mother one time when I went into Starbucks. I placed my normal order, a Venti Caramel Frappacinno, extra caramel. My mom's reaction to hearing me say this was, and I'm not making this up,

"I didn't know you were gay. When did you finally realize it?"

:clap::clap::clap:

maybe mom is right.....

some ware else on the board there was a "what do you take in your coffee" thread. i usually like it black and bitter like my bitches but when i go to "fancy" coffee places i order mocha lattes with whip cream every time i order one i expect some fag to run up behind me and stick his dick in my ass
 

ShooterMcGavin

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You actually said VENTI?

It's small, medium, and large. Don't be a fucking fruit.
 

Fruit Monkey

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I bought a cd and a java log, oh my bad. :popcorn:
 

Kid Brock

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Today I had a Orange Creme Frappaccino. *hangs head in shame and leaves thread to cry*
 

LiddyRules

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I generally hate Starbucks because their coffee tastes like burnt ass. Unfortunately, I think "drinks" are for queers. If I was willing to splurge, I like their caffe Americanos more than their general coffees but I try to avoid Starbucks if I can since I just like plain, black coffee. Smaller coffee shops, Dunkin Donuts and 7-11 are more my speed.
 

Absolutely

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You actually said VENTI?

It's small, medium, and large. Don't be a fucking fruit.
I used to subscribe to that. But, I've decided that making it a point to say "Large, yeah large... Oh I mean whatever you hipsters call it... Venti?!.. I don't know.. Whatever"
In the too cool for the room fashion is now 100 times more douchey than just saying Venti Coffee. Who are you, my dad? In my day it was a large...

It'd be like refusing to order french fries, "I'll have the salted potato slices thingies"

I normally only get the coffee, or iced coffee.
The "Gayest" thing I get is a triple shot grande mocha.
 

Plunkies

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I used to subscribe to that. But, I've decided that making it a point to say "Large, yeah large... Oh I mean whatever you hipsters call it... Venti?!.. I don't know.. Whatever"
Why couldn't you just say large and keep your mouth shut? Can't they figure it out? I'm sure they've got a hetero to fag conversion chart laying around somewhere.
 

Absolutely

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Why couldn't you just say large and keep your mouth shut? Can't they figure it out? I'm sure they've got a hetero to fag conversion chart laying around somewhere.
I understand it's a Large, but they call it a Venti.
I don't get why saying Venti is gay, just succumb to the three words: Tall, Grande, Venti.
If you go there, and say Large, don't you have to go through the whole "You mean Venti? We have Tall, Grande and Venti, sir" on a regular basis?
Then if you go back and it's the same person, you either look like a no memory having ass, or someone who refuses to say a dirty I-Talian word. (Wait, are they Italian...?)

And I've never gotten the "Starbucks tastes burnt" argument. I can't taste the burntness.
It's delish
 

Creasy Bear

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I didn't know it was queer to drink coffee from Starbucks.
Really? You didn't realize that saying things like "frappuccino", "venti", and "pumpkin spice latte" out loud in public, and paying four bucks for the privilege, is queerer than a cat fart?

Well... now you know.

Be a man... go to DD and say to the savage behind the counter, "medium regular". No one will question your sexual preference, you'll get a better cup of Joe, and you'll save yourself two bucks.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
 

FAZ8218

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At christmas time they have something called a "cranberry bliss bar"... greatest thing ever, but gayest name ever. Wtf.
 

Capt.Caveman

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I love starbucks...love it

but I only order coffee and absolutely refuse to say venti. I say large if they say venti i reiterate large. I am a fancy man who drinks fancy coffee. I either get starbucks or dunkin doughnuts
 

weeniewawa

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The only time I have ever been to a starbucks is in Sacramento ca. while waiting to watch Bill Burr or Lil Jimmy at the comedy club. I got a large cappuccino with like 2 extra shots of coffee, just trying to stay awake after working 14 hrs and driving another 3 to get there. Their Ice creme is mighty tasty tho
 

Capt.Caveman

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The only time I have ever been to a starbucks is in Sacramento ca. while waiting to watch Bill Burr or Lil Jimmy at the comedy club. I got a large cappuccino with like 2 extra shots of coffee, just trying to stay awake after working 14 hrs and driving another 3 to get there. Their Ice creme is mighty tasty tho
r u saying billy and lil jimmy are boring....why i aughta:hamm: