Since so many of us baggers have such exceptional senses of humor, I was wondering what some of your proudest moments may be in terms of well-crafted jokes during conversational situations. We can all think back to situations and wish we would have thought of x,y, or z...but I'm talking about times when the stars perfectly aligned, the clouds parted, and you were able to say the perfect line with perfect timing and delivery. While working in a music store a couple guys and myself were discussing whether we liked binding on guitars (if you look at a guitar and it has a thin white outline around its body, neck, etc, that's binding). Anyway, one guy who historically only dated Asian women expressed that he never like binding, but I reminded him that he certainly liked foot binding. OK, its not the best joke ever, and I apologize for the backstory, but afterward i couldn't believe how preternaturally fast it came from me, I still remember the look on the kids face and giggle. Flame me if you need to, but I am curious to hear some of your stories cuz there are some funny mother fuckers here.