You're in Mancow Country if...

Hoffman

Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
Sep 28, 2006
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Northern VA
#1
Pretty simple...here, I'll start.

"If your towns version of Survivor is a shoot out at high noon...you're in Mancow Country!!!"
 

Standby

Better Than [you]
Wackbag Staff
Sep 8, 2005
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Arlington, VA
#4
If the main cause of death in your town is dysentery...

If they sell a set of commemorative plates about recent events in your town...
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
Feb 4, 2005
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Boston
#5
If your town is still advertising "40 acres and a mule"...
 
Jul 14, 2005
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#9
If all the people on welfare in your town are white, you may be in Mancow cuntry.
 
Aug 3, 2007
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South Jersey
#10
If you can break someone out of jail by tying a rope to the bars over the window and pulling the whole wall down with a pickup truck..........your in mfhsdanfincosjnfwntry
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
Feb 4, 2005
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Boston
#12
If your town was featured in The Good The Bad and The Ugly, you may be in Mancunt Cuntry
 
Oct 8, 2003
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Chicago, IL
#13
If a television is considered a picture box...

If the towns people call you a wizard when you spark a cigarette lighter...

If the age of consent is 11 years old...
 

nataskaos

He's no good to me dead.
Jul 7, 2006
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BFE
#15
I will go with mine from the listening thread:

if george hearst jumps your gold mine claim....manacamantutma....

if the man with no name is the law in your town....managdfgdfituu
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
Jul 25, 2005
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3,602
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philly
#18
If your new sheriff is a n*****, you're in madsfjlkasdfnlkasdfnsaglknsdf country
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
May 27, 2005
63,702
420
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Phoenixville
#20
If your town still enforces Jim Crowe Laws....you're in Mehntehnackntry.
 

FAZ8218

Good eeeeeeeevening.
Wackbag Staff
Feb 10, 2006
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Oceanside, NY
#21
The women still don't go into "town" by themselves... mhgjkct!
 
R

Rhames

Guest
#22
If you have to walk uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow to get to and from school, you're in Mandouche Cuntry.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
Aug 14, 2000
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1,038
USA
#24
If you can't read this, you are in Mancow country.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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Idaho
#25
If the only syndicated show in your town is Mancow, you're in aakadicujikllw