You're in Mancow Country if...

[Hoffman]

Pretty simple...here, I'll start.

"If your towns version of Survivor is a shoot out at high noon...you're in Mancow Country!!!"

 

[mightymalachi]

If you start a thread about a very funny bit, and get very few replies, you're in Mancow Country!

 

[blotto98]

If El Guapo raids your town weekly, you're in Mandouche country

 

[Standby]

If the main cause of death in your town is dysentery...

If they sell a set of commemorative plates about recent events in your town...

 

[UsedLadBag]

If your town is still advertising "40 acres and a mule"...

 

[pure_waves]

if your cousin is also your wife...BAGAKAKAKAKAKK

 

[CM Mark]

If your town looks like a Rennesance Faire every day, you might be in Mancunt country

 

[NightStalker3]

He's the #1 DJ in Jericho

 

[Michael Ryder]

If all the people on welfare in your town are white, you may be in Mancow cuntry.

 

[Ruckus87]

If you can break someone out of jail by tying a rope to the bars over the window and pulling the whole wall down with a pickup truck..........your in mfhsdanfincosjnfwntry

 

[Newmania]

If Dueling Banjos is the town anthem, you may be in mehntehnackack.

 

[UsedLadBag]

If your town was featured in The Good The Bad and The Ugly, you may be in Mancunt Cuntry

 

[cokelogic]

If a television is considered a picture box...

If the towns people call you a wizard when you spark a cigarette lighter...

If the age of consent is 11 years old...

 

[UsedLadBag]

If you have to cross a mountain pass to get home...

 

[nataskaos]

I will go with mine from the listening thread:

if george hearst jumps your gold mine claim....manacamantutma....

if the man with no name is the law in your town....managdfgdfituu

 

[UsedLadBag]

If Boo Radley is your neighbor...

 

[Random Neff]

If Marty McFly just invented the Frisbee by throwing a pie tin... makaka

 

[mikeybot]

If your new sheriff is a n*****, you're in madsfjlkasdfnlkasdfnsaglknsdf country

 

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If someone in your town has to go back and get a shit load of dimes, Bahh Baww Baa Baa!!!

 

[Jimmy's Dignity]

If your town still enforces Jim Crowe Laws....you're in Mehntehnackntry.

 

[FAZ8218]

The women still don't go into "town" by themselves... mhgjkct!

 

[Rhames]

If you have to walk uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow to get to and from school, you're in Mandouche Cuntry.

 

[deadfruitvirus]

If your town is on an abandoned burning coal mine.

 

[SOS]

If you can't read this, you are in Mancow country.

 

[gleet]

If the only syndicated show in your town is Mancow, you're in aakadicujikllw