You're in Mancow Country if...

Hoffman

Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
#1
Pretty simple...here, I'll start.

"If your towns version of Survivor is a shoot out at high noon...you're in Mancow Country!!!"
 

mightymalachi

Be afraid...be very afraid.
#2
If you start a thread about a very funny bit, and get very few replies, you're in Mancow Country!
 

blotto98

YEAH! Wait. What?
#3
If El Guapo raids your town weekly, you're in Mandouche country
 

Standby

Better Than [you]
Wackbag Staff
#4
If the main cause of death in your town is dysentery...

If they sell a set of commemorative plates about recent events in your town...
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
#5
If your town is still advertising "40 acres and a mule"...
 

pure_waves

© Steven Carr Industries, 2014. Grrrrrrrr
#6
if your cousin is also your wife...BAGAKAKAKAKAKK
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#7
If your town looks like a Rennesance Faire every day, you might be in Mancunt country
 
#9
If all the people on welfare in your town are white, you may be in Mancow cuntry.
 
#10
If you can break someone out of jail by tying a rope to the bars over the window and pulling the whole wall down with a pickup truck..........your in mfhsdanfincosjnfwntry
 

Newmania

**I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.
#11
If Dueling Banjos is the town anthem, you may be in mehntehnackack.
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
#12
If your town was featured in The Good The Bad and The Ugly, you may be in Mancunt Cuntry
 
#13
If a television is considered a picture box...

If the towns people call you a wizard when you spark a cigarette lighter...

If the age of consent is 11 years old...
 

nataskaos

He's no good to me dead.
#15
I will go with mine from the listening thread:

if george hearst jumps your gold mine claim....manacamantutma....

if the man with no name is the law in your town....managdfgdfituu
 

Random Neff

God damned ohio
#17
If Marty McFly just invented the Frisbee by throwing a pie tin... makaka
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#18
If your new sheriff is a n*****, you're in madsfjlkasdfnlkasdfnsaglknsdf country
 

RobeSoup&Tears

Get 'em while they're hot
#19
If someone in your town has to go back and get a shit load of dimes, Bahh Baww Baa Baa!!!

 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
#20
If your town still enforces Jim Crowe Laws....you're in Mehntehnackntry.
 

FAZ8218

Good eeeeeeeevening.
Wackbag Staff
#21
The women still don't go into "town" by themselves... mhgjkct!
 
R

Rhames

Guest
#22
If you have to walk uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow to get to and from school, you're in Mandouche Cuntry.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#24
If you can't read this, you are in Mancow country.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#25
If the only syndicated show in your town is Mancow, you're in aakadicujikllw
 
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